Back when I was but a mere youngster, I was getting mogged in every middle school hallway I walked in. Or shall I say, scurried in. I was a lone wolf. A beta. I had no women. And no jawline. On September 11th, 2007, I found this app. I had some general knowledge about this here old looksmaxxing, but had never gotten into it myself. I thought “why the skibidi not” and pressed download. As soon as I opened up this app, I got jump scared by my own face. (this will be important later). I used its mogging skills to show me my potential, and holy sigma! I had a potential score of 99!! That was the first day in my whole pathetic, throwaway life when I first uttered the words awesome sauce. And those were the last words that ever came out of my mouth. From that moment on, I only mewed. I had to have my 100g of protein (and other things) through a tube because I refused to open my mouth and stop mewing. I hit the gym and became a turbo jacked beast. I bone smashed my cheek bones and jaw until I got the sharpest, most masculine, and sigma features. I was a replica of an even hotter Patrick Bateman. Let’s not even talk about my canthel tilt. It was so positive that every time I walked by someone they knew I was an optimist. And one fine day, I opened up the app once more. I looked at myself and said awesome sauce. 🤫🧏♂️ From the mogged to the mogger. From the spongebob watcher to a skibidi toilet enjoyer.
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