Banana
When they were making this app one of the devs dropped a banana peel. My grandma slipped on that banana peel and died of cardiac arrest.
Terrible App!!!
It simply doesn’t work! It fails at everything it’s trying to do.
This App Turned My Life Into a Reality Show—Help
Alright, buckle up, because this app absolutely *destroyed* my life, and I’m not even mad about it. First, the moment I downloaded it, my Wi-Fi went rogue. Now it only connects to sketchy networks with names like "SagginCheeks_69" and "ILoveMen123." Then, my phone started sending random texts to my crush, asking if they prefer “spaghetti or canoodleing.” I didn’t even know that was a question, but now I’m blocked and have an existential crisis over pasta. 🍝💔
It gets worse. Yesterday, my microwave straight-up refused to heat my Hot Pockets. I pressed the button, and it just whispered, "Not today, chief." Like, what? Am I in a parallel universe where appliances have sass?
BUT HERE’S THE KICKER: After a week of chaos, I woke up to find a literal raccoon in my bedroom wearing a tiny leather jacket. It just *stared* at me, like it had been sent to deliver a message from the underworld. Now it’s my roommate, and I think it’s plotting to take over my Netflix account. 🦝📺
So yeah, thanks to this app, my Wi-Fi’s cursed, I’m blocked by my crush, my microwave’s staging a rebellion, and I live with a raccoon biker gang. 10/10 experience if you love chaos and regret.
It gets worse. Yesterday, my microwave straight-up refused to heat my Hot Pockets. I pressed the button, and it just whispered, "Not today, chief." Like, what? Am I in a parallel universe where appliances have sass?
BUT HERE’S THE KICKER: After a week of chaos, I woke up to find a literal raccoon in my bedroom wearing a tiny leather jacket. It just *stared* at me, like it had been sent to deliver a message from the underworld. Now it’s my roommate, and I think it’s plotting to take over my Netflix account. 🦝📺
So yeah, thanks to this app, my Wi-Fi’s cursed, I’m blocked by my crush, my microwave’s staging a rebellion, and I live with a raccoon biker gang. 10/10 experience if you love chaos and regret.
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Beware They Have the Right to Sell Your Data
You should always read the privacy policy. This app's policy allows TAPPS and Target Audience to sell your personal data and that of your students unless you expressly call or email them to opt out.
This app sold me fent
THIS APP IS LACED!!!!! IT CAMECTO MY HOUSE EITH A GUN AD GTHREATENED TO KILL ME AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY IF I DIDNT SIGN UP. THEY DORXED ME FO TAKE MYLTIPLE SEDATIVES. I AM PERMANENTLY PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. DO NOT DOWJLAOD
Worst app ever
Once upon a time, there was a little meatball who wanted to be a big meatball to be eaten by all the people but he could never get bigger. One day he downloaded this app and he became a big juicy meatball. He was so happy until lizzo came to fanum tax my lunch with the meatball and the little meatball died. Moral of the story is to never download this app cause your “meat”balls will get to big and get eaten by Lizzo cause she’s a fatty.
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Very not skibidi on aura
Lost all my W rizz am now Kai cenat with L rizz and unskibidi aura on fanum tax lost my ears and I was like is this real chat? Got whacked on the patella with a dragon cane and they beat my gyattius Maximus on skibidi aura do not download
Very unskibidi
This app is not sigma, and do not get it if you don’t want to lose aura. Even Kai cenat won’t download this. Spam L in the chat.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD!
My condolences to my fellow downloaders. Sorry for any spelling errors as I am typing this with my tongue. As soon as I download this app, a strange adult man showed up in the window of my school carrying a dragon cane. Later, he revealed the cane to be a rifle and shot off all four of my limbs. I am currently bleeding out in AP Chem. Bewa
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tapps jumped me to fill this out
they said i cant do sports unless i sign up. then they beat me up, not cool tapps
