Great Cost Saving Measure as a Parent 💸🤑
In addition to allowing you to view everything your teenager does regardless of if it’s something you should even be looking at, this app also has some major added benefits!
If your child already suffers from annoying bouts of depression 😞😞😞, this app can help end them permanently!
How it works is: by stripping them of their privacy 👁️ it can lower their mental health even further to the point where they seriously consider ending their own life every time you come talk to them about any of the frequent false positives this app provides! 😊👍 If your kid already has stupid made up conditions like, “Autism,” 🚂🐘💉it can work even faster! In tandem with such other parenting measures as having spanked them when they were younger and homeschooling them, this app may well cause your child to kill themselves! 🪦🕊️
When your child does kill themselves, you can expect potential yearly savings in the tens of thousands! 💸💸💸 You read that right: TENS OF THOUSANDS!!!
As a teenager who had this app on their phone against their will, I can personally attest to the results.✅✅✅ After only a few months of this app, I already have a full fledged plan to end my own life via helium asphyxiation, 🎈which can be done on any day at the bathroom of the Walmart near my home! 🏠 My mother (who I unfortunately now hate as a more negative side effect of this app 😔😢💔) can expect significant savings any day now 🥳😺🙌
If your child already suffers from annoying bouts of depression 😞😞😞, this app can help end them permanently!
How it works is: by stripping them of their privacy 👁️ it can lower their mental health even further to the point where they seriously consider ending their own life every time you come talk to them about any of the frequent false positives this app provides! 😊👍 If your kid already has stupid made up conditions like, “Autism,” 🚂🐘💉it can work even faster! In tandem with such other parenting measures as having spanked them when they were younger and homeschooling them, this app may well cause your child to kill themselves! 🪦🕊️
When your child does kill themselves, you can expect potential yearly savings in the tens of thousands! 💸💸💸 You read that right: TENS OF THOUSANDS!!!
As a teenager who had this app on their phone against their will, I can personally attest to the results.✅✅✅ After only a few months of this app, I already have a full fledged plan to end my own life via helium asphyxiation, 🎈which can be done on any day at the bathroom of the Walmart near my home! 🏠 My mother (who I unfortunately now hate as a more negative side effect of this app 😔😢💔) can expect significant savings any day now 🥳😺🙌
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Overall Good, But Makes Network Noticeably Slower
I really like the app. I am a person who has previously struggled with pornography over many years, it really gives my wife a great sense of assurance that I’m working hard to keep my eyes pure. The only real con that I see with this app is, it does make the network connection on my phone noticeably slower. I don’t seem to have the same issue on the desktop version, but I do on the iOS version. Hoping to find a way to improve that.
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False reporting
Do not use this app it makes false reports constantly!! It will show 5 different websites at once and report them!
Waste of Money And Time.
DONT GET THIS it flags Normal Things Red, Resident Evil Is Normal. But Apparently It’s VERY QUESTIONABLE.
Terrible performance
This app used to be good but over the last year it has degraded significantly. It constantly resets the vpn which blocks the internet while it is doing it. And it slows down often. They have had these performance issues without resolution and its been getting worse.
