Free
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About
The web, before pop-up blockers.
You are a cursor. Ahead of you is everything the internet ever tried to sell
you, arriving in waves: FREE PHONE, VIRUS DETECTED, you are the 1,000,000th
visitor. Close what you can. Thread the gaps in what you cannot.
CLICKS are ammunition and they run out. BROADBAND makes you faster. MEMORY
raises your ceiling. AD BLOCK absorbs one hit. AUTOCLICK gives you free fire
for eight seconds.
Steer by dragging anywhere, by tilting the phone, or with a paired controller.
Every hit is felt through the Taptic Engine. Scores go to Game Center.
There is no ad network in the popups. They are props. Nothing in this game is
selling you anything, which is the joke.
- Endless, with waves that tighten as you climb
- Tilt steering via CoreMotion, or a hardware controller
- Distinct haptics for hits, closes and breaking up
- Game Center leaderboard and six achievements
- Plays entirely offline
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