Born to Be Unemployed
A FIRE readiness joke quiz
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Born to Be Unemployed is a native iPhone diagnosis app for people thinking about quitting work or pursuing FIRE.
It looks like a joke quiz, but the questions measure practical post-FIRE risks: approval seeking, comparison, lifestyle inflation, tolerance for unscheduled weekdays, self-entertainment, spending control, and motivation health.
The quiz adapts to your answers and selects the most useful 10 questions from a local pool of 28.
The app is offline, private, and local. No account, tracking, ads, analytics, or backend.
This app is for entertainment and self-reflection only. It does not provide investment, tax, legal, medical, or employment advice.
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What's New in Born to Be Unemployed
1.0.1
July 27, 2026
The quiz is now adaptive and finishes in 10 questions. - Follow-up questions change based on your answers - The app selects the most useful 10 questions from a local pool of 28 - Changing an earlier answer automatically rebuilds the remaining path The same sharp FIRE self-check, now much quicker to complete.
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