Just read it
Brawlhalla. This is one of the most rage inducing games what it does to you is insane. It strikes every limit of cortisol. It ruins your brain to make me wanna play even more. It’s like playing with the devil when you lose a match you get so angry that you want to play another one and then you win and then you play again because you’re confidence is up you lose you play again you win you play again then you go you know you go on a little win streak and then you lose that one streak and then you just continue losing losing streak, losing losing streak to straight SIG spammers no matter what they’re always be one and every single game that you play doesn’t matter for all of the week you’re gonna get in a game with a sig spammer any game mode unranked ranked experimental you can even your region still a sig spammer this game strikes my cortisol, I was diamond yesterday. Now I am upper silver all because of straight SIG spammers it’s tiring sometimes that this is the only game that sometimes it’s very rarely fix this experiment problem and when you report sig spammers, don’t just give them a title actually give them a timeout.
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I like it
It’s a really good game, but I do not know how to play with my old account. I just want to fight myself like I don’t wanna get really into the action of fighting people but yeah really good game five stars you should add update where you you get a roll at the top of the screen in the corner and then show you what you got or whatever you got.
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Play if you hate yo soul
This is the most mad I’ve been in a very long timehdkudsbvesjgsthsgsvsshnsbsj
Pain
My life has gotten worse since playing this game. I am so much more irritable and angry. Every second I play makes me regret life. 10/10
Trash game
This game is so trash take it off the App Store please for once I have never seen a game this bad delete it straight off the App Store idk why is it still on here this is the worst game ever delete it please I beg Apple please this game gets anybody mad is so trash delete it. Please just delete it and do everyone and favor.
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Peak
This is the greatest piece of entertainment ive ever laid my hands on since the cold war. i love this game so much and i will be sharing it as a conversation starter + small talk to any stranger i ever meet.
BEWARE!!
Avoid ts like the plague
don’t get it.
do not download this game, you’ve been warned.
Trash game
This game is so trash take it off the App Store please for once I have never seen a game this bad delete it straight off the App Store idk why is it still on here
Peak reviews
I love reading these reviews it’s genuinely hilarious
Btw ranks is so damn trash
Btw ranks is so damn trash
Save your sanity…
If you are currently living life stress free with no problems at all, for the love of all that is holy DO NOT download this game! The players that you encounter in this game will make you want to reconsider your ENTIRE EXISTENCE. Spammers, weird play styles, and dying to the most paranormal hit boxes of your lifetime. I would rather perform a self neuter on myself with and pull all of my toe nails and finger nails out with a pliers than to play this game again. 4 phones, 5 controllers, and 3 keyboards later and now I am officially deleting this game off of my phone and console and never looking back at this cursed game again. Everybody except the creator of brawlhalla have a good day.
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BUEN JUEGO
Hola ubisoft, por favor arregla los emparejamientos
Fire
Inconceivable the idea that I couldn’t pull out my phone and destroy my boredom in an instant with this masterpiece
WE NEED GOOD SERVER 😭😭😭
Hello Developers
I really acknowledge the your work in creating a amazing game like Brawhalla, I found this game very exciting which have a lot of potential
I’m from NIGERIA 🇳🇬 and I really love the game
It’s the only game so far that I’ve been okay with not deleting but the issue is;
The Sever is really poor in Nigeria 🇳🇬
Please can you do something about it
I believe that more Nigerians will be hoping on this game very soon but a good server is needed to make players enjoy it
Please FIX IT ABEG 🙏
THANK YOU A LOT BRAWLHALLA ❤️
Sent from my iPhone
I really acknowledge the your work in creating a amazing game like Brawhalla, I found this game very exciting which have a lot of potential
I’m from NIGERIA 🇳🇬 and I really love the game
It’s the only game so far that I’ve been okay with not deleting but the issue is;
The Sever is really poor in Nigeria 🇳🇬
Please can you do something about it
I believe that more Nigerians will be hoping on this game very soon but a good server is needed to make players enjoy it
Please FIX IT ABEG 🙏
THANK YOU A LOT BRAWLHALLA ❤️
Sent from my iPhone
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New update
Hey developers of Brawlhalla everyday I try to play Brawlhalla but it keeps kicking me out everytime I go into training can u guys out the kind of your heart please fix that I love this game
Fun
This game is amazing either way family and friends I had a great time best game of all time
Will never be the same
This was the best game I use to play this game 24/7 now the game is so dead I’m 15 I sued to play this game when I was 9 smh
If I could bend Time I would go back and damage the owners hands so they couldn’t make this horrible
Brawlhalla is not a video game. It is a psychological experiment designed to discover how much emotional damage a human being can endure before turning into a permanent salt mine. Every single match steals approximately three years off my lifespan.
The matchmaking was personally handcrafted by an ancient evil. I have 12 minutes of experience, and somehow my first opponent has the reflexes of a time traveler who already knows every move I’m about to make. I blink once and I’ve already been launched into another ZIP code.
The hitboxes were apparently drawn by someone throwing darts at a wall. My sword can pass directly through an opponent’s soul without registering damage, but someone on the opposite side of the planet sneezes in my direction and suddenly I’m flying into orbit.
Weapon throws? Fantastic. Why even call it Brawlhalla? Just rename it “Dodge the Flying Refrigerator Simulator.” Every object on the map becomes a guided missile with GPS tracking specifically programmed to ruin my day.
Every player I fight has somehow transcended humanity. They don’t eat. They don’t sleep. They don’t blink. They’ve been practicing the same combo since before the invention of fire, and they’ve dedicated their entire existence to making sure I never enjoy another afternoon.
The game has successfully taught me new emotions that science has yet to classify. My blood pressure now has its own battle pass. My keyboard has filed for emotional distress. My chair sighs every time it sees me launch the game.
The soundtrack? It’s just the distant sound of my remaining sanity packing its bags and leaving forever.
I have uninstalled this game 47 times. I have reinstalled it 48 times. It has become a toxic relationship that even my computer is begging me to end.
If Dante wrote The Divine Comedy today, there would be a tenth circle of hell where you’re forced to play ranked Brawlhalla forever against people who only spam the same move while somehow emoting after every stock.
I would rather argue with a brick wall, solve a thousand-piece puzzle that’s missing one piece, and step on LEGO barefoot every morning than voluntarily queue for another ranked match.
Absolute masterpiece of suffering.
The matchmaking was personally handcrafted by an ancient evil. I have 12 minutes of experience, and somehow my first opponent has the reflexes of a time traveler who already knows every move I’m about to make. I blink once and I’ve already been launched into another ZIP code.
The hitboxes were apparently drawn by someone throwing darts at a wall. My sword can pass directly through an opponent’s soul without registering damage, but someone on the opposite side of the planet sneezes in my direction and suddenly I’m flying into orbit.
Weapon throws? Fantastic. Why even call it Brawlhalla? Just rename it “Dodge the Flying Refrigerator Simulator.” Every object on the map becomes a guided missile with GPS tracking specifically programmed to ruin my day.
Every player I fight has somehow transcended humanity. They don’t eat. They don’t sleep. They don’t blink. They’ve been practicing the same combo since before the invention of fire, and they’ve dedicated their entire existence to making sure I never enjoy another afternoon.
The game has successfully taught me new emotions that science has yet to classify. My blood pressure now has its own battle pass. My keyboard has filed for emotional distress. My chair sighs every time it sees me launch the game.
The soundtrack? It’s just the distant sound of my remaining sanity packing its bags and leaving forever.
I have uninstalled this game 47 times. I have reinstalled it 48 times. It has become a toxic relationship that even my computer is begging me to end.
If Dante wrote The Divine Comedy today, there would be a tenth circle of hell where you’re forced to play ranked Brawlhalla forever against people who only spam the same move while somehow emoting after every stock.
I would rather argue with a brick wall, solve a thousand-piece puzzle that’s missing one piece, and step on LEGO barefoot every morning than voluntarily queue for another ranked match.
Absolute masterpiece of suffering.
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The game is cheating me
The game is letting other players win on purpose and it not cool for everybody that has the same problem
Server issues
Fix your servers man, ping is so bad, was never like this p
