great app
superb app
This app changed me
A couple months ago I hit rock bottom. My girlfriend dumped me, I was behind on rent, and I hadn’t showered in 4 years. This all changed the day Bulldog Menus came out.
Within minutes of downloading it, my life turned around. The food options alone restored my will to live—suddenly I wasn’t just eating, I was dining. My landlord saw me using the app and immediately forgave my rent debt. My ex texted me back just to say she regretted everything after seeing the deals I was getting. Even my shower turned itself on in pure respect.
Bulldog Menus isn’t just an app, it’s a spiritual awakening. Yale students talk about the “before times” and the “after times.” I lost 10 pounds, then gained back 15, all muscle, just from scrolling through the daily menus. My GPA went up a full point. I’m now on pace to win a Nobel Prize in economics and the intramural ping pong championship.
If you’re not on Bulldog Menus yet, I honestly don’t know how you’re surviving. This app didn’t just save my life—it gave me a new one.
Within minutes of downloading it, my life turned around. The food options alone restored my will to live—suddenly I wasn’t just eating, I was dining. My landlord saw me using the app and immediately forgave my rent debt. My ex texted me back just to say she regretted everything after seeing the deals I was getting. Even my shower turned itself on in pure respect.
Bulldog Menus isn’t just an app, it’s a spiritual awakening. Yale students talk about the “before times” and the “after times.” I lost 10 pounds, then gained back 15, all muscle, just from scrolling through the daily menus. My GPA went up a full point. I’m now on pace to win a Nobel Prize in economics and the intramural ping pong championship.
If you’re not on Bulldog Menus yet, I honestly don’t know how you’re surviving. This app didn’t just save my life—it gave me a new one.
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