Certified Nothing

An honest app that sells exactly what it says: nothing. No dark patterns, no manipulation, the purchase screen spells out plainly that you're buying nothing, on purpose, and that's the joke. Choose from three tiers, each a little more expensive than the last, each containing exactly as much as it claims to. Beyond the joke, there's real substance here: • A persisted daily streak that tracks every day you've actually opened the app • The Nothing Calendar tells a real history grid of your visits, not a fake number • An optional daily reminder, off by default, that only ever exists if you turn it on yourself • A Certificate of Nothing, generated and shareable as a real image, awarded after your purchase All sales are handled entirely through Apple's standard purchase flow. Nothing about this app tracks you, collects your data, or asks for anything beyond what you choose to spend.