This game cured my cocaine addiction!
It was the night of December 25th 2025, I was playing this game and I got the urge to snort cocaine, after I was done snorting a whole bag of cocaine, I went to the game and said "I wish I wasn't addicted to cocaine" and then low-poly okcron jumped out of my screen and said "oh yeah you know I have to be there to do it too" and gave me a starry cronberry, then I said "nice, Christmas magic" and proceeded to inhale the whole thing through my nose. The beverage was way better than cocaine, this had the adverse effect of making me extremely gay with low-poly okcron, luckily low-poly okcron kept his sentience and ability to jump out of the screen, we are now good friends, and he still gives me starry cronberrys to inhale through my nose, we are getting married this week, Wish us luck!
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Fire
Aura
Yall boys alr know ts a banger🥹✌️
BEST GAME FOR CHRISTMAS
This game is the best because on Christmas I used play this game and it was fun and it has types of different skins.GOOD FOR THE SEASON
Reset the Advent Calendar Cron
Cronny boy… It’s December. You know what that means? Reset the calendar…
😂😂😂🎉🎉
😂😂😂🎉🎉
Great game helped a lot
Being a chill guy is hard having to not care at all but really I’m tired of it having to cleanup every thing without a care in the world but this game really makes me feel happy it has helped me with concentrating And making me feel great again. Edit, it has been almost a year since this game came out and Its starting to feel nostalgic I remember last year when ip was chill guy and low taper fade and now it’s 67 and the quarter zip movement and Jayden’s bus is here but coming back on thins game it has changed my life
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Yearly Download
The yearly download of Cronblizz Blitz has begun…
Starry Cranberry is better
What a Starry Cranberry, The answer is clear
Best game ever
This is such a creative game and I’ve seen nothing like it before. My new favorite game! Make sure to subscribe to OkCron on YouTube as well!
Needs update
Has many opportunities
Actually one of the few games on mobile that are good
Now I’m not glazing but ima be so fr that this game is one of the best games. It’s cool and it has INSANE CRISTMAS VIBES and actually challenges you. But I will ask if you could add more
Sigma game
This game is so sigma it makes me want to goon its the best game ever I edge to it every day let’s edge the 67 41 day away with cronblizz blitz
OKCRON
BLIZZ THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY FA LALALALALALALALA
wow
the radiation from this game gave me leukaemia
Epicness swag
I was playing Cronblizz blitz and was absolutely dominating the leaderboard I’m currently 59th place and I just like how epic this is and uhh yea so erm uhh download now because I said so and because yes
I love okcron
One of the best games I was watching the livestream when it came out and downloaded as soon as it came out I would sure for okcron
Saved my marriage
I was a chill guy and that really affected my marriage. When okcron broke down my door and gave me this game, I was saved. I even met LeBron and gave him a smooch. Thx u cron!
Cringe
Sorry babe
Unplayable
I downloaded Cronblizz blitz the day it launched and it was fun at first. Just rolling and dodging past obstacles was entertaining, but it didn’t last long. After you play for about 10 minutes, you’ll notice that the cons heavily outweigh the pros. The gameplay is horrible. You’re either getting hit by nearly unavoidable obstacles or glitching through the bridge, which instantly ends a run. If you want to accumulate a decently high score, then you’re going to need to put in a whole lot of effort (too much for a mobile game). You’re either doing that, or use the green pills to revive yourself, which is even worse. The green pills are barely worth it, because most of the time they put you in a horrible spot (i.e. right before a bridge), which will definitely kill you and force you to use another green pill. The characters in this game are not unique (just recolors of okcron in various outfits) and the maps aren’t either. Overall, Cronblizz Blitz is a poorly made mobile game which can barely be called a mobile game and more just an advertisement. If you want a similar game developed better, then play subway surfers. But don’t play this
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Michael is so majestic!
Michael is so majestic!
