This game cured my cocaine addiction!
It was the night of December 25th 2025, I was playing this game and I got the urge to snort cocaine, after I was done snorting a whole bag of cocaine, I went to the game and said "I wish I wasn't addicted to cocaine" and then low-poly okcron jumped out of my screen and said "oh yeah you know I have to be there to do it too" and gave me a starry cronberry, then I said "nice, Christmas magic" and proceeded to inhale the whole thing through my nose. The beverage was way better than cocaine, this had the adverse effect of making me extremely gay with low-poly okcron, luckily low-poly okcron kept his sentience and ability to jump out of the screen, we are now good friends, and he still gives me starry cronberrys to inhale through my nose, we are getting married this week, Wish us luck! Edit: Omg! I forgot about this! Yes, me and low-poly okcron are still happily married. Some time ago, me and low-poly okcron went to rehab because we were developing an addiction to inhaling starry cronberrys, we recently came out of rehab after months of fighting our addiction. Low-poly okcron said that if we had done to rehab any sooner he probably would have broken up with me. The starry cronberrys taste like regular cans of starry cranberry, but are addictive when inhaled through the nose. We donate thousands of starry cronberrys to food banks every day, hoping that people don't inhale them through their noses. Extras: The skins in-game can come alive as well, low-poly okcron made them come to life just before the wedding and they're actually friends with him, I also met most of them at the wedding, we still occasionally meet up with them. One time when visiting them, they wished that I could come into their game instead of them coming into my world, Lime said "You know how red jacket cron (low-poly okcron) used to pull us into [My Name]'s world? Well why can't he pull [My Name] into our world?" and Lem said "We were eventually able to get the hang of switching worlds after 3 or 4 switches. So I think [My Name] might be able to do that too after a while!" Low-poly okcron pulled me into the game and it worked! Me, low-poly okcron and his friends played around in the game, I even got to play a game of Cronblizz Blitz in-person! My favourite part was the advent calendar, we played hide and seek in the boxes, and they even showed me the terminal that they use to send notifications, I remember that they used to send me custom notifications, and this is how they send them. As Lem said, after a few sessions going in and out of the game I was finally able to do it myself! This came with a bunch of positive effects! First of all, I am able to go into other apps. I discovered that when I was scrolling through YouTube Shorts and my thumb went through the screen. Second of all, I can go into other devices. I discovered that when I was working from home and got curious about if I can go into other devices and stuck my hand into my computer which worked. Third of all, I can phase through glass. I discovered this after I got back from a meet-up with low-poly okcron's friends and decided to take a breath of fresh air, I stick my head out of the window and take a breath. But after I retracted my head I realised that the window was closed and realised. So just to double-check, I put my hand through the glass as if I was going into a device and I phased through again. I also have some minor powers like being able to go between connected devices and even though cameras, I can also bring video game characters to life, much like low-poly okcron with his friends. I discovered all these minor powers in equally weird and wacky ways as well but I'm not gonna name the specifics because I don't want this to be more cluttered than it already is. Me and low-poly okcron have made a lot of memories with these powers like our Minecraft world which we literally built by hand. We also go onto Brainrotverse every day and physically play the mini-games. We also collect images of food and pull the food out to eat or add to our food bank donations. I can't remember anything else about what we have done, so this is the end, bye!
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Masterpiece
What a phenomenal game, the gameplay, the story, the graphics. All perfect and revolutionary, for this to be a free game is just insane, I would easily pay £100 for this game
This game cured my cocaine addiction!
It was the night of December 25th 2025, I was playing this game and I got the urge to snort cocaine, after I was done snorting a whole bag of cocaine, I went to the game and said "I wish I wasn't addicted to cocaine" and then low-poly okcron jumped out of my screen and said "oh yeah you know I have to be there to do it too" and gave me a starry cronberry, then I said "nice, Christmas magic" and proceeded to inhale the whole thing through my nose. The beverage was way better than cocaine, this had the adverse effect of making me extremely gay with low-poly okcron, luckily low-poly okcron kept his sentience and ability to jump out of the screen, we are now good friends, and he still gives me starry cronberrys to inhale through my nose, we are getting married this week, Wish us luck!
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Fire
Aura
Yall boys alr know ts a banger🥹✌️
BEST GAME FOR CHRISTMAS
This game is the best because on Christmas I used play this game and it was fun and it has types of different skins.GOOD FOR THE SEASON
Reset the Advent Calendar Cron
Cronny boy… It’s December. You know what that means? Reset the calendar…
😂😂😂🎉🎉
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Great game helped a lot
Being a chill guy is hard having to not care at all but really I’m tired of it having to cleanup every thing without a care in the world but this game really makes me feel happy it has helped me with concentrating And making me feel great again. Edit, it has been almost a year since this game came out and Its starting to feel nostalgic I remember last year when ip was chill guy and low taper fade and now it’s 67 and the quarter zip movement and Jayden’s bus is here but coming back on thins game it has changed my life
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Yearly Download
The yearly download of Cronblizz Blitz has begun…
Starry Cranberry is better
What a Starry Cranberry, The answer is clear
Best game ever
This is such a creative game and I’ve seen nothing like it before. My new favorite game! Make sure to subscribe to OkCron on YouTube as well!
Needs update
Has many opportunities
Actually one of the few games on mobile that are good
Now I’m not glazing but ima be so fr that this game is one of the best games. It’s cool and it has INSANE CRISTMAS VIBES and actually challenges you. But I will ask if you could add more
Sigma game
This game is so sigma it makes me want to goon its the best game ever I edge to it every day let’s edge the 67 41 day away with cronblizz blitz
OKCRON
BLIZZ THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY FA LALALALALALALALA
wow
the radiation from this game gave me leukaemia
Epicness swag
I was playing Cronblizz blitz and was absolutely dominating the leaderboard I’m currently 59th place and I just like how epic this is and uhh yea so erm uhh download now because I said so and because yes
I love okcron
One of the best games I was watching the livestream when it came out and downloaded as soon as it came out I would sure for okcron
Saved my marriage
I was a chill guy and that really affected my marriage. When okcron broke down my door and gave me this game, I was saved. I even met LeBron and gave him a smooch. Thx u cron!
Cringe
Sorry babe
