Can’t play levels?
I like the game the normal way but was very excited when levels came out. Disappointed once realized that I can see the levels completed (none of them), but it isn’t letting me play any of the levels. Please fix or tel me how to get around this.
This game cured my erectile dysfunction
My dih used to never get hard but the first time I got a 10 streak I felt a little jolt. I then got a 20 streak and got a full on boner. It has been 20 years since I’ve ever gotten one, not even my wife can get this dih up like how this game did. Thank you Burger King.
Thank you so much father square
This game has truly changed my life and I now own 15 businesses in Israel because of your game I make 492 billion a day from each business and I also own the andromeda galaxy I will be traveling there soon and I will show the andromedans your game and I will take over and become grand regent of them and I want you to know that if they don’t like the game they will have to work in a factory where they make knockoffs of this great game
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Great Concept
It has a very simple concept and executes that part well but lacks good content. The new levels update is poorly done and the factors that make that so are most prevalent on level 100. Some circles that you are supposed to get are completely out of range, you can die just from spawning in, getting trapped is frequent and the speed too fast to even see your own circle. The balancing through out the level progression is laughably bad and inconsistent. Skins/Themes was a nice touch but are very simple and boring. Standard gameplay gets hypnotic and monotonous after 2,000+. As a top player in the game, I wish for the best future for SquareFall, especially since the marketing is so great but the game also needs the same amount of effort. 3/5
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This game saved my entire family from crippling debt, cancer, and gave us superpowers
Me and my family were in debt and had cancer. My dog tried to sacrifice me because he became a crackhead and dealt them on the side. He didn’t make enough money so he threatened to neuter me and sacrifice me for money. I tried to tell him not to do it but he wouldn’t listen. Then I found squarefall. My entire family’s cancer got healed, my great great great grandmother was resurrected and we became rich. (My dog also went to rehab and is now 7 months clean)
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