Ruined the game.
This new update has completely ruined the game by removing several key factors that made the game actually fun and accessible. The first thing you did horribly, was removing free play. The main part of the game, the only reason most people played the game to begin with, was removed in this new update. Looking past that, this whole level system is horrid. Several levels are impossible to get 3 stars on. The first instance of this is level 43. Where you can only collect the tiles on the right. An average of 60-75 normal harmless tiles spawn on the left. Before you get the 9 on the right that you would need to beat the level. Forcing you to get one star. I believe the developers of square fall have ruined the game that thousands loved. And made it worse for most if not all.
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New management?
The game was really amazing with the endless fall of the squares, when it there was a leaderboard with people scoring up to 14,999, never making it to 15,000. The game was good. It had mystery “crate” type things and you could get cool colors for all your stuff. Now the game seems dull and lifeless, as if they have a thousand people team making a “cool” game, just for it to end up being lifeless. I feel like I speak for many when I say and ask this, why remove all our progress from that? You could’ve made a separate game with these new aspects, keeping all our old data on one game, and having another with these new levels. It was so perfect too💔 Long but not forgotten.
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Impossible to keep a streak
For a game like this you would think you just need skill to keep your streak, but on quite a few falls it’s literally impossible to get them together. i understand this would be a hard thing to fix but god is it annoying. Everything else about the game is nice thought other than very small constant stutters some games.
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best game on my phone
Tree: you can’t cut me down! I’m a talking tree!!
Me: you’re a talking tree, but you will dialogue
Tree:😂✌️
The joke works because it’s a pun built on two meanings of the word dialogue.
Breakdown of the humor:
• The tree says: “You can’t cut me down! I’m a talking tree!!”
It’s defending itself — because normally you cut down trees.
• You reply: “You’re a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
This sounds like “die, log.”
So the punchline is:
• dialogue (normal meaning): to have a conversation
• die, log (pun meaning): the tree will die and become a log
The tree then reacts with 😂✌️ because it realizes the dark wordplay.
Why it’s funny:
It’s a clever twist where a harmless word (“dialogue”) hides a threat (“die, log”) when spoken aloud. Classic pun energy — a little silly, a little dark, and very word-nerdy.
Me: you’re a talking tree, but you will dialogue
Tree:😂✌️
The joke works because it’s a pun built on two meanings of the word dialogue.
Breakdown of the humor:
• The tree says: “You can’t cut me down! I’m a talking tree!!”
It’s defending itself — because normally you cut down trees.
• You reply: “You’re a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
This sounds like “die, log.”
So the punchline is:
• dialogue (normal meaning): to have a conversation
• die, log (pun meaning): the tree will die and become a log
The tree then reacts with 😂✌️ because it realizes the dark wordplay.
Why it’s funny:
It’s a clever twist where a harmless word (“dialogue”) hides a threat (“die, log”) when spoken aloud. Classic pun energy — a little silly, a little dark, and very word-nerdy.
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Can’t play levels?
I like the game the normal way but was very excited when levels came out. Disappointed once realized that I can see the levels completed (none of them), but it isn’t letting me play any of the levels. Please fix or tel me how to get around this.
This game cured my erectile dysfunction
My dih used to never get hard but the first time I got a 10 streak I felt a little jolt. I then got a 20 streak and got a full on boner. It has been 20 years since I’ve ever gotten one, not even my wife can get this dih up like how this game did. Thank you Burger King.
Thank you so much father square
This game has truly changed my life and I now own 15 businesses in Israel because of your game I make 492 billion a day from each business and I also own the andromeda galaxy I will be traveling there soon and I will show the andromedans your game and I will take over and become grand regent of them and I want you to know that if they don’t like the game they will have to work in a factory where they make knockoffs of this great game
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Great Concept
It has a very simple concept and executes that part well but lacks good content. The new levels update is poorly done and the factors that make that so are most prevalent on level 100. Some circles that you are supposed to get are completely out of range, you can die just from spawning in, getting trapped is frequent and the speed too fast to even see your own circle. The balancing through out the level progression is laughably bad and inconsistent. Skins/Themes was a nice touch but are very simple and boring. Standard gameplay gets hypnotic and monotonous after 2,000+. As a top player in the game, I wish for the best future for SquareFall, especially since the marketing is so great but the game also needs the same amount of effort. 3/5
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This game saved my entire family from crippling debt, cancer, and gave us superpowers
Me and my family were in debt and had cancer. My dog tried to sacrifice me because he became a crackhead and dealt them on the side. He didn’t make enough money so he threatened to neuter me and sacrifice me for money. I tried to tell him not to do it but he wouldn’t listen. Then I found squarefall. My entire family’s cancer got healed, my great great great grandmother was resurrected and we became rich. (My dog also went to rehab and is now 7 months clean)
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Best game ever
I was being hunted down by the mafia, my parents got a divorce, I was a crackhead, alcoholic, and lazy bum, until is discovered this game, it was amazing. The sheer fact I have this game on my phone instantly killed the mafia. I used to get beat up everyday by the same guy, but now I beat that guy up. All my enemies are gone, and I no longer smoke. Thank you square fall for helping me with these problems. The mafia would’ve skinned me if I didn’t download this in time.
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Peak
This saved my life. I was walking to my house when a robber shot me and I had to get out of there but he stole my wallet and took my money. He also took my phone which had this game on it, and he was locked in with a score of 900. So I hit him and stole it back and shot him. Thanks bro you’re the goat.
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You better learn my name because it’s Ashley!
One day I was scrolling on TikTok until I scrolled onto a masterpiece of an advertisement. It was funny, original, and creative. Not only that but Ashley told me that young Sheldon was welcomed to Fortnite and he was playing squarefall
Peak
This game saved me from circumcision. My parents told me that if I kept playing video games that they would take me to the doctor to get circumcised, but I kept playing anyway because I thought they were bluffing, they were not. After a week of this going on and on, they had it and took me to the doctor to get circumcised. As they prepared to do it, I showed the doctor a TikTok and it was from squarefall. He laughed and downloaded the game and forgot to circumcise me. Thank you.
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great game
when i played this game for the first time i never expected it to change my life. this game has touched my heart in ways nothing has. my grandma got hit by a car going 367 miles per hour and she was in the hospital with all her limbs ripped off and her head split in half but after i started playing this game her limbs reattached to her body and she survived. everybody needs to download this game for fun and for a better life.
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✨le game✨
The game is so good but also hard and the ads are annoying (BUT you could just turn off your WiFi) and the tt are so funny 😭 I wished the ads were the jokes tho like tt this week is peak on top of this anyway on jun 5 Malcom Todd is dropping new album ls add it to the game
Fun
This is a fun game to play when you have nothing to do. It’s simple and challenging at the same time. But you should make an update where it’s optional to put jokes on top of the gameplay like on TikTok.
updates you should add
First is a skin update. A coin system which is 1 coin per square.
Second is an achievement system. Works how you think it would like awarded coins for completing an achievement like survive for a minute. Last is to keep making good TikTok’s. (Drankiiii on tt) ahem
Second is an achievement system. Works how you think it would like awarded coins for completing an achievement like survive for a minute. Last is to keep making good TikTok’s. (Drankiiii on tt) ahem
I’m pregnant
When I first started playing this game… I never could’ve ever thought what would come from it. At first it was just me trying to pass time and beat my friends’ scores, but somehow this game slowly took over my entire life. I was playing Square Fall every single night telling myself “just one more round” and somehow those one more rounds turned into hours. One night I met this guy because he saw me playing it in public and he asked what my high score was. We started talking about strategies like our lives depended on it and somehow that turned into texting every day, late night calls, hanging out, and eventually dating. We would literally sit next to each other playing Square Fall competitively instead of paying attention to anything else around us. Months later I realized this game did not only ruin my sleep schedule but also completely changed the direction of my life forever. Now I’m sitting here writing this review while pregnant wondering how catching little falling squares somehow led me to motherhood. My child will one day ask how their parents met and I’m genuinely going to have to say “Square Fall.” Amazing game though 10/10 would accidentally start a family again.
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good advertising
the creator has very good TikTok jokes which influenced me to download the game. it was kinda hard at first but now my highscore is 31. there aren’t many ads but when they are they are like 5 seconds. Kinda basic game but i like it 5 stars
Peak twin
Truly a masterpiece. Picasso could never even begin to comprehend the concept of such beauty that was put into the creation of this glorious and wonderfully well made game. Einstein was only ever as smart as he was because he was blessed by this game with infinite intellect. This game was so well made and so magnificent even world leaders bow to it in respect. We have nothing but love and devotion for this game for it is glorious in all it's nature. This is a God given digital form. The angels in the heavens above sing tales of this game because it is simply so beautiful.
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