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  • Released
  • Updated
  • October 27, 2020
  • October 27, 2020

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This dark-humor parody app uses Cthulhu as a personal trainer to mock your weight-loss goals and offer unhelpful dieting tips. Log meals and calories for laughs, or technically use it for health tracking.

Cthulhu-themed personal trainer
Weight-loss goal tracking
Daily calorie logging
Dark humor dieting tips
Parody gameplay
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What's New in Cthulhu Diet

1.0

October 27, 2020

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In-App Purchases

$4.99

Developer Support

This will buy us a bubble tea.

User reviews

Greatness

I didn’t need a diet for any reason I’m 6 ft 2 and 200lbs not super solid but ok for me. But I liked the idea of this so I did it. Started out putting in my real food and cal. After about 2 weeks I said you know I’m going to use the choices. And then I died! Lol I was like wtf! 👍👍 I started laughing! So I restarted it and used nothing but the choices and then I got another death! Yes! 👍👍👍👍👍 not going to tell you how but this gotta click on something u can’t tell it’s going to kill you sooner or later. Lol! Then I got the coins up to 1000, just like he said it’s done, it’s not a glitch like some ppl think it’s part of the app. Just restart it and there you go! End!
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5 Stars

My ed really likes this thing

funny app but not very practical

made me laugh but it’s not a great app to actually track calories with since you can’t edit what you put in or add additional foods to meal times. other than that, it’s a fun quirky little app and is useful for tracking weight loss and having an overview of what you ate.

I know what you are

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i love this app, just one issue

this app is so fun i love it, but when i got 1000 coins, it got stuck on a screen that just said dialog text and didnt allow me to click past it. please fix this because i love this app so much!!!

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FAQ

What is Cthulhu Diet?

Cthulhu Diet is a parody app that uses a Cthulhu theme to offer humorous commentary on weight loss and calorie tracking. While it can technically be used for fitness, its primary focus is dark humor.

Does Cthulhu Diet have ads?

No, Cthulhu Diet does not contain advertisements. It is free to download and play.

What devices does Cthulhu Diet support?

Cthulhu Diet is available on iPhone, iPad, and iPod devices.

What is the age rating for Cthulhu Diet?

Cthulhu Diet has an age rating of 12+, suggesting it is suitable for users aged 12 and older.

How often is Cthulhu Diet updated?

Cthulhu Diet was last updated on October 27, 2020, with version 1.0. There have been no updates since its release.

What are the in-app purchases in Cthulhu Diet?

The specific details of in-app purchases are not provided, but the app does offer them, contributing to its monetization model.

Can Cthulhu Diet actually help me lose weight?

While Cthulhu Diet includes features for logging calories and weight, its primary design is for dark humor and parody. Users seeking serious fitness guidance may find its tips unhelpful.

What do users like about Cthulhu Diet?

Based on its 4.7-star rating from 20 reviews, users likely appreciate the unique dark humor and the unconventional approach to fitness tracking.