This dark-humor parody app uses Cthulhu as a personal trainer to mock your weight-loss goals and offer unhelpful dieting tips. Log meals and calories for laughs, or technically use it for health tracking.
Cthulhu Diet by Weekend Panda

248+ iOS apps & games curated and reviewed
Finding the right cthulhu diet apps and games can be overwhelming with so many options. We've analyzed 248+ apps and games to bring you the best choices for 2026, from free options to premium solutions with advanced features.
| # | App | Price | Rating | Ads | In-App Purchases | Updated | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Free | 4.7★ (20) | No | Yes | May 2026 | ||
| 2 | Free | 4.6★ (6.2K) | No | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 3 | Free | 4.9★ (1.9K) | No | No | Sep 2026 | ||
| 4 | Free | 4.4★ (523) | No | Yes | Aug 2026 | ||
| 5 | Free | 4.2★ (269) | No | Yes | May 2026 | ||
| 6 | Free | 4.8★ (90K) | Yes | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 7 | Free | 4.5★ (168) | No | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 8 | Free | 4.6★ (1.6K) | No | Yes | Sep 2026 |

This dark-humor parody app uses Cthulhu as a personal trainer to mock your weight-loss goals and offer unhelpful dieting tips. Log meals and calories for laughs, or technically use it for health tracking.






This app offers personalized meal plans and a calorie counter to help users lose weight naturally. It includes a food tracker, nutrition scanner, healthy recipes, and motivational tools to support a healthy lifestyle.





This app helps users improve their relationship with food and their bodies through specialized dietary management. It offers tools for tracking meals, activities, and moods, along with science-backed missions and coping skills to build healthier habits. Users can also link with their healthcare team for personalized feedback and treatment.