This dark-humor parody app uses Cthulhu as a personal trainer to mock your weight-loss goals and offer unhelpful dieting tips. Log meals and calories for laughs, or technically use it for health tracking.
Cthulhu Diet by Weekend Panda

248+ iOS apps & games curated and reviewed
Finding the right cthulhu diet apps and games can be overwhelming with so many options. We've analyzed 248+ apps and games to bring you the best choices for 2026, from free options to premium solutions with advanced features.
| # | App | Price | Rating | Ads | In-App Purchases | Updated | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Free | 4.7★ (20) | No | Yes | May 2026 | ||
| 2 | Free | 4.9★ (1.9K) | No | No | Oct 2026 | ||
| 3 | Free | 4.6★ (6.2K) | No | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 4 | Free | 4.5★ (168) | No | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 5 | Free | 4.8★ (90K) | Yes | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 6 | Free | 5.0★ (1) | No | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 7 | Free | 4.8★ (2.4M) | Yes | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 8 | Free | 5.0★ (5) | No | No | Aug 2026 |

This dark-humor parody app uses Cthulhu as a personal trainer to mock your weight-loss goals and offer unhelpful dieting tips. Log meals and calories for laughs, or technically use it for health tracking.





This app helps users improve their relationship with food and their bodies through specialized dietary management. It offers tools for tracking meals, activities, and moods, along with science-backed missions and coping skills to build healthier habits. Users can also link with their healthcare team for personalized feedback and treatment.






This app offers personalized meal plans and a calorie counter to help users lose weight naturally. It includes a food tracker, nutrition scanner, healthy recipes, and motivational tools to support a healthy lifestyle.