Fly Reaper

Fly Reaper is a fly-kill journal for people who pretend they don’t care — and then rate the victim like Olympic judges. You swat. You log. You score Annoyance from 0 to 10 (in half-steps), because “kinda annoying” is not a scientific unit. Pick the fly size, the weapon of household justice, and how the scene looked after impact. Clean kill? Splatter? Wet stain? History will remember. Mostly you will. WHAT YOU GET • Unlimited kill logging — no cloud, no account, no lectures • Annoyance scoring — petty, precise, deeply unnecessary • Stats & history — total kills, average Annoyance, favorite weapon • Achievements — milestones for dedication you will never admit to friends • Ranks — climb from Novice Swatter toward The Fly Apocalypse (premium unlocks the full ladder) FREE VS PREMIUM Free forever: unlimited kills, stats, history, achievements, and the first ranks (up to Pest Control Apprentice). Premium is a one-time unlock ($1.99) — not a subscription — for ranks 4–12 and the long road to legend. Support future updates. Spoil the flies. THIS IS NOT • A real pest-control tool • A violence simulator • Therapy (but it might feel adjacent) This is a cartoon diary of everyday absurdity. The flies started it. Tap +. Rate the buzz. Reap.