Okay so I was playing this with golden rubbers in these denim pockets and on my waist there was a black Glock. There was this new girl who moved on the block and she’s been plotting on my brown yk.. so last night I slept over her and during it I overheard something. A sword literally sliced the air so I pulled out the na-na and rolled off the bed to shoot back and I heard a loud “pow pow.” There was blood on the sheets, probably spilling from my gash. I looked out the glass and saw someone sprinting one the grass. It was a real ninja with a blade and a mask, they had gold ninja stars and red Supreme nunchucks. So the new girl was tryna patch me up but I was like “girl, I was just tryna get a nutbust.” And also told her, “if that’s your ex you should probably own a pistol, but I’m guessing it’s wiser to exit with dude.”
And then I kept playing the game so yeah.
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