This app saved my marriage!
I’d hit rock bottom. My wife moved out and was threatening divorce. My boss was pressing charges for embezzling and defrauding shareholders. I was in the throes of addiction to marijuana injection and on death’s door. Now that I’ve reached level 9 of Giant Isopod+ my wife has taken me back and we’re expecting triplets, my boss gave me the keys to his mansion and I was promoted to supreme CEO and elected president of the United States, and I’m blazing hella loud and straight jorkin it 24/7. THANK YOU GIANT ISOPOD+ I OWE YOU MY LIFE
Show more
Get off the isopod
Me and the brios have an inside joke about the isopod, this game is peak but No more isopods!!!!!
Wut
Um, okay. Very… cool?
my baby
I’ve had this for 2 years now and I love it so much, I’ve gotten to age 10 now and I love how big my baby has gotten. also why is there a review talking about jorkling it to an animal??
...
i could even edge to this i exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂


