This app saved my marriage!
I’d hit rock bottom. My wife moved out and was threatening divorce. My boss was pressing charges for embezzling and defrauding shareholders. I was in the throes of addiction to marijuana injection and on death’s door. Now that I’ve reached level 9 of Giant Isopod+ my wife has taken me back and we’re expecting triplets, my boss gave me the keys to his mansion and I was promoted to supreme CEO and elected president of the United States, and I’m blazing hella loud and straight jorkin it 24/7. THANK YOU GIANT ISOPOD+ I OWE YOU MY LIFE
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Get off the isopod
Me and the brios have an inside joke about the isopod, this game is peak but No more isopods!!!!!
Wut
Um, okay. Very… cool?
my baby
I’ve had this for 2 years now and I love it so much, I’ve gotten to age 10 now and I love how big my baby has gotten. also why is there a review talking about jorkling it to an animal??
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i could even edge to this i exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
underatted
i touch myself to thisp
Such isopod also
Isopod shop? Isopod toys? Isopod games? Isopod choseing menu?
True Peace
I have achieved my long-term dream and transcended mere humanity to become a giant isopod. With this app, I am finally able to bask in the tranquility of my newfound perfect, ideal form. True peace has embraced my isopod veins, and in this aquatic metamorphosis, happiness has become my eternal companion. I am finally happy.
I am truly thankful.
I am truly thankful.
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yes
this app is good. great. amazing. I am moved as of mountains by men. this app has parted the holy waters and now I may see freely and wholly. thank you coremedia for this blessing upon the earth 👍
Review
Can you make it so that we can pet them and play with them
