1. Home
  2. 🎮 Games
  3. Glorkian Warrior
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub

Glorkian Warrior - GameClub

Take on weirdos from beyond!

88 ratings
102 reviews
With Ads
🎮 Games
🎬 Entertainment
💥 Action
🎈 Casual

Archived App (Last seen on 2 Sep 2025)

This is an archived listing of the app previously available on the App Store.

Although the app is no longer distributed by Apple, you can still view its description, screenshots, version history, ratings, and metadata for reference.

Details

  • Released
  • Updated
  • March 13, 2014
  • March 5, 2021

Developer

GameClub
✨Promote your app ✨
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub video #1 for iPhone
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub screenshot #2 for iPhone
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub screenshot #3 for iPhone
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub screenshot #4 for iPhone
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub screenshot #5 for iPhone
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub screenshot #6 for iPhone
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub screenshot #7 for iPhone
Glorkian Warrior - GameClub screenshot #8 for iPhone
iphone
ipad
🧾$4.99 - $49.99
In-App Purchase↘︎
📌Ready
Reviews summary↘︎
⭐102
Reviews↘︎
🔄6+ apps
Alternatives↘︎
🏆3 achievements
Achievements↘︎
❓5 answered
FAQ↘︎
📦w/o updates
Updates frequency↘︎
🖼️Get Icon
Icons↘︎

About

Become a warrior and blast alien invaders from beyond! Use your Super Backpack to fire lasers, grab power-ups, and unlock new weapons and comics. Progress is made even with bad runs, so collect energy crackers to unlock fun items and become the President of Everything.

✓Classic shooting action
✓Wild power-ups
✓Huge bosses
✓Tons to unlock
✓Multiple control options
✓Vibrant graphics
Show original description

What users say

Summarized from real user reviews of Glorkian Warrior. Based on 88 reviews and a 4.8/5 average, it highlights the 12 positives and 10 negatives reviewers mention most about this game.

Positive things

  • 🎨Beautiful hand-drawn graphics and art style
  • 😄Excellent humor and witty writing
  • 🎮Addictive, engaging gameplay mechanics
  • 🎵Great music and sound effects
  • ⚡Responsive and tight controls
  • 🎯Variety in enemies, weapons, and power-ups
  • 💰No IAP or microtransactions
  • 🏆Leaderboard and achievement system
  • 🔄Unlockable content keeps gameplay fresh
  • 📦Polished, complete package at launch
  • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Appeals to all ages and skill levels
  • 🎪Charming, quirky character design

Negative things

  • 📢Intrusive Game Club ads (recent update)
  • 🐛Frequent crashes on some devices
  • 💾Progress loss after updates or crashes
  • 🎮Control issues and unresponsive input
  • ⚠️Cheap shot deaths and unfair difficulty spikes
  • 🔊No in-game sound mute option
  • 🔄Limited content variety and repetitiveness
  • ⚙️Performance issues on older devices
  • 🎯Leaderboard integrity concerns (hacking rumors)
  • 🚫Compatibility issues with some iOS versions
See all reviews

What's New in Glorkian Warrior

1.4.22

March 5, 2021

Thanks for playing this GameClub game! This update contains bug fixes and performance improvements. Let’s play!

More

Subscription plans

GameClub Monthly Subscription

No ads in any GameClub games. Renews monthly.

$4.991 Month
1 Month trial
How to cancel Glorkian Warrior subscription ⁉️

User reviews

Most RecentHighest RatedLowest Rated

Used to better

Used to love this game, great graphics, gameplay, sound and humor in a wonderful unified self contained package. Then they added game club ads and now the game just makes me sad when I open it. Sure somebody is always going to try and capitalize off anything of quality by shilling junk at you; but this game was beautiful, and the ads feel like billboards slapped up in a national park.
Show more
accslaccsl

Flashback ramped up!

This really takes me back to my Atari childhood playing Space Invaders, etc. I found out about this game by accident when looking for more James Kochalka graphic novels for the kids in my school library.
ExLibrisMrHuntExLibrisMrHunt

Glorkian Warrior

A brilliant game - seems so simple, but there’s enough variety in the behaviour of the various alien invaders, power-ups, and attack patterns that honestly no two games are ever the same. And there’s also the lovely James Kochalka look to the whole thing. It’s just the best. Seriously addictive and great fun.
Show more
Mikey O'MikeMikey O'Mike

Glorkian Warrior rules

I love this game. Best 2D shooter ever. Music is great too.
fhghdtcggdgvtfhghdtcggdgvt

Lost all of my progress

Getting a lot of pop-ups to join the new club thing even though I've already bought the game.

I love this game so much... 6 stars
digs800digs800
See 97 more reviews

Developer apps

Sway - GameClub
Sway - GameClub

Amazing bouncy physics!

🎮 Games

(953)

Free
In-App PurchasesWith Ads
Minigore - GameClub
Minigore - GameClub

Mini hero, giant-sized action!

🎮 Games

(1.9K)

Free
In-App PurchasesWith Ads
Spider - GameClub
Spider - GameClub

The Secret of Bryce Manor

🎮 Games

(1.1K)

Free
In-App PurchasesWith Ads
Hi, How Are You - GameClub
Hi, How Are You - GameClub

The music of Daniel Johnston

🎮 Games

(178)

Free
In-App PurchasesWith Ads
Hook Champ - GameClub
Hook Champ - GameClub

It's a swing thing!

🎮 Games

(186)

Free
In-App PurchasesWith Ads
MiniSquadron - GameClub
MiniSquadron - GameClub

Acrobatic aerial combat!

🎮 Games

(487)

Free
In-App PurchasesWith Ads
See developer apps

User experience

🐞

Reported Bugs

10 issues

App crashes on startup or during gameplay

Bug

Progress and credits reset after updates

Bug

Freezing on title/loading screens

Bug

Controller input glitches causing unintended actions

Bug

Game Center achievement items won't load

Bug

Significant slowdown with many enemies on screen

Bug

Performance issues on iPad 2 and iPhone 4

Bug

Incompatibility with certain iOS versions

Bug

Tech support email bouncing back

Bug

Game not launching on some devices

Bug
✨

Requested Features

7 requests

More weapons and power-ups

Feature

Additional levels or environments

Feature

In-game sound/music mute toggle

Feature

New content updates

Feature

Floating D-pad control option

Feature

Better optimization for older devices

Feature

More objectives and gameplay variety

Feature

FAQ

What kind of game is Glorkian Warrior?

Glorkian Warrior is a classic shoot-em-up game where you play as a cadet fighting alien creatures. It features side-scrolling movement and upward shooting, reminiscent of old-school arcade games.

What are the key features of Glorkian Warrior?

Key features include classic shooting action, wild power-ups for enhanced weapons, challenging huge bosses, a vast amount of content to unlock (new weapons, comics, decorations), multiple control options, and vibrant, cartoon-like graphics.

How does Glorkian Warrior make money?

Glorkian Warrior is part of the GameClub subscription service. Users can try it for free for 30 days and then play all GameClub games with no limits, ads, hidden fees, or in-app purchases through a monthly subscription.

What platforms is Glorkian Warrior available on?

Based on the information provided, Glorkian Warrior is available on mobile platforms, with subscription details referencing iTunes accounts, suggesting iOS compatibility. GameClub offers a subscription for their mobile games.

What is the goal of the game?

The primary goal is to fend off an endless onslaught of alien creatures using your Super Backpack and various weapons. Collecting energy crackers dropped by defeated enemies allows you to unlock new items, weapons, and comics, progressing your journey and aiming to become the 'President of Everything'.