Peak
Spectacular great game
Devious
This game is whack
Milk the Cow
During my time with this game, I have felt nothing short of awe. The stroking of the speckled utters and the splash in the buckets made me feel so invigorated. But, with all good things, it had to end. I spent all of my time milking my precious utters. The people around me dubbed it obsession. My girlfriend told me that I was milking to hard, and thus she had left. By myself in the world I had no one to turn to, except of course, Milk the Cow. I love you cow game…
Show more
The cow has been milked
I downloaded this app 10 minutes ago, before starting milk the cow I had schizophrenia and was hooked on zyn. After playing for a short bit I progressed to milk the cow under 8 seconds. Unfortunately my dependency on calcium filled beverages has also progressed. My parole officer has forbidden me from entering a 50 foot radius of dairy farms because of my complex history of mental health episodes around cattle. My entire family has disowned me and I am now living in a small university in Massachusetts trying to make my way researching dairy harvesting technology. Although I still have schizophrenia, I am no longer addicted to zyn, just heroin, fentanyl, morphine, and meth. I hope they make a sequel, my friends at my side hustle who call themselves “MIT Engineers” disapprove of my calcium filled dream, due to my lactose intolerance
Show more
The perfect game
This game is absolutely perfect when j first got the game I was aw struck with the quality of this game the skill required is incredible but the multiplayer could be improved but never the least go to sleep at night and dream of the game the game is my life I LOVE MILK THE COW
