Peak
Spectacular great game
Devious
This game is whack
Milk the Cow
During my time with this game, I have felt nothing short of awe. The stroking of the speckled utters and the splash in the buckets made me feel so invigorated. But, with all good things, it had to end. I spent all of my time milking my precious utters. The people around me dubbed it obsession. My girlfriend told me that I was milking to hard, and thus she had left. By myself in the world I had no one to turn to, except of course, Milk the Cow. I love you cow game…
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The cow has been milked
I downloaded this app 10 minutes ago, before starting milk the cow I had schizophrenia and was hooked on zyn. After playing for a short bit I progressed to milk the cow under 8 seconds. Unfortunately my dependency on calcium filled beverages has also progressed. My parole officer has forbidden me from entering a 50 foot radius of dairy farms because of my complex history of mental health episodes around cattle. My entire family has disowned me and I am now living in a small university in Massachusetts trying to make my way researching dairy harvesting technology. Although I still have schizophrenia, I am no longer addicted to zyn, just heroin, fentanyl, morphine, and meth. I hope they make a sequel, my friends at my side hustle who call themselves “MIT Engineers” disapprove of my calcium filled dream, due to my lactose intolerance
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The perfect game
This game is absolutely perfect when j first got the game I was aw struck with the quality of this game the skill required is incredible but the multiplayer could be improved but never the least go to sleep at night and dream of the game the game is my life I LOVE MILK THE COW
Greatest Game on the App Store
I found this one day on the App Store and thought it looks funny, so I downloaded it, but now after playing for hours I realize just how masterfully crafted this game is. It isn’t just a funny little game. It is a journey through the life of a humble farmer who every day goes out to milk their cow. They live alone, a sad, lonely life with the only thing to talk to being their animals. Because of how boring their life is, the only thing they do for fun is to see how fast they can milk their cow.
Such a beautiful story told with such little words, almost none at all. In fact, the story is so hidden most players would miss it completely on their first play through.
I really recommend playing through this game multiple times and getting all the different endings. My favorite ending to get is the Milkiplier ending, where Markiplier shows up and drinks 10 gallons of whole milk, and then 3 containers of egg nog.
10/10 game
Such a beautiful story told with such little words, almost none at all. In fact, the story is so hidden most players would miss it completely on their first play through.
I really recommend playing through this game multiple times and getting all the different endings. My favorite ending to get is the Milkiplier ending, where Markiplier shows up and drinks 10 gallons of whole milk, and then 3 containers of egg nog.
10/10 game
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Life changing
Since the moment I first touch the otters I was in love the way the milk poured down. I could feel like coming out of me too. Don’t even get me started about multiplayer milking with my hobbies truly a life-changing game come milk with me
Yes
This is awesome tho my friends question why I’m still here, 5stars!!! Love it
EW
This game makes me throw up. It’s disgusting. AND I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES
OMG I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH AND SO DOES ALEXA
Me and my best friend love this game so much and love how realistic it is. Multiplayer is so easy to use
It was the best
Omg someone try to beat my score it is 12.62
fun
its so funnnn
Milk
This game is milk
Great game
Best game I’ve played in a while
Beautiful game
My family had a terminal disease, and this game SAVED them all! (They still died, but it’s a good game.)
perfect game
perfect game 10/10
best milking experience i’ve ever had
milk the cow is truly a masterpiece of a game.
Very nice
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I love this game
This is the coolest game ever. I like milking cows and this actually gives me an improvement. It’s so cool that I actually love it so much that I have it on my iPad forever. I’m nine years old and I love this game because it’s so cool. I love this game in bold letters
Cows
I LOVE MILKING MEN WOMEN AND COWS
