the incident
i met mr qualifications scotland at mcdonald’s. he was serving my food i told him im getting my results soon he then proceeded to stare me down open my drink take a big gulp then spit in my drink and keep in mind it was a big grogger no a wee one took a bite of my beautiful classy big mac took it to the back and done a poo all over it will never forget it what a dirty little man.
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that darn bus.
When I went to check my exam dates, I was BRUTALLY reminded that I took Higher History, which is TERRIBLE in itself, not on Qualifications Scotland. Then, when I decided to leave my bed and start waddling my buttocks to school, I saw a bus with the QS man SPEEDING towards me, hitting right into me. Get this fixed Qualifications Scotland. Not on.
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The bus
This was a flipping insane experience I just thought one day FLIP IM COOKED because exams duh so I flipping downloaded this flipping app and guess what flipping happened I GOT RAN THROUGH BY A FLIPPINH BUS the driver cackled as he drove off, you’ll never guess who flipping drove that flipping bus THE SQA MARKER yeah don’t download this unless you hate life or smth bye chuds
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The SQA Incident
I must admit the app is rather useful for checking the dates and times of my exams however last year, the day before my english exam, I witnessed who appeared to be the SQA guy crashing a bus into someone's house while shouting something along the lines of "it's your time". Strange.
The SQA bus incident
I was sitting studying the night before my modern studies exam which I had been dreading all year long and as I sat there I looked out of my window and saw the SQA bus driver standing there pointing above my house next thing I hear a bus honk and then a big yellow bus crashed through my ceiling and crushed me. 3/10 do NOT recommend, currently sitting in the hospital with a full body cast and 127 broken bones,
Atleast I knew my exam times though 🤷🏼♂️
Atleast I knew my exam times though 🤷🏼♂️
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