the incident
i met mr qualifications scotland at mcdonald’s. he was serving my food i told him im getting my results soon he then proceeded to stare me down open my drink take a big gulp then spit in my drink and keep in mind it was a big grogger no a wee one took a bite of my beautiful classy big mac took it to the back and done a poo all over it will never forget it what a dirty little man.
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that darn bus.
When I went to check my exam dates, I was BRUTALLY reminded that I took Higher History, which is TERRIBLE in itself, not on Qualifications Scotland. Then, when I decided to leave my bed and start waddling my buttocks to school, I saw a bus with the QS man SPEEDING towards me, hitting right into me. Get this fixed Qualifications Scotland. Not on.
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The bus
This was a flipping insane experience I just thought one day FLIP IM COOKED because exams duh so I flipping downloaded this flipping app and guess what flipping happened I GOT RAN THROUGH BY A FLIPPINH BUS the driver cackled as he drove off, you’ll never guess who flipping drove that flipping bus THE SQA MARKER yeah don’t download this unless you hate life or smth bye chuds
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The SQA Incident
I must admit the app is rather useful for checking the dates and times of my exams however last year, the day before my english exam, I witnessed who appeared to be the SQA guy crashing a bus into someone's house while shouting something along the lines of "it's your time". Strange.
The SQA bus incident
I was sitting studying the night before my modern studies exam which I had been dreading all year long and as I sat there I looked out of my window and saw the SQA bus driver standing there pointing above my house next thing I hear a bus honk and then a big yellow bus crashed through my ceiling and crushed me. 3/10 do NOT recommend, currently sitting in the hospital with a full body cast and 127 broken bones,
Atleast I knew my exam times though 🤷🏼♂️
Atleast I knew my exam times though 🤷🏼♂️
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The SQA incident
I was a day away from my dreaded English exam am sat in my bed just scared nothing more nothing less when all of a sudden I hear a big beep like a bus horn outside of my bedroom window I look outside and the driver who I recognise as the sqa guy is pointing and shouting it’s you’re time he speeds up the bus and starts to ram into my house, the wall falls then the floor I fall through and the bus driver has me stuck in my living room, he says goodluck for you’re exams he then rams into me at full speed I get split in half, I then wake up go to school do my exam get the results and got full marks, The End
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Do NOT download this application
My National 5 exams are up and coming and I couldn’t help but find myself a widdle nervous. A friend recommended this for organising my study plans. We are no longer friends. Yesterday morning during my extended walk to school due to temporary traffic lights, I was bombarded with a metal mechanism known as a bus. It failed to brake on time and absolutely slimed my ahh 😭. SQA sleep with one eye open.
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Yeah
Good
A disgrace to the art of examination
I was really sad and stressed on the day of my exam and I used this app to try and change the date of said exam to a day that worked better for me. Not only did this app not allow me to do that, but when I phoned the SQA to report this error on their part I was laughed at! Yes laughed at, a paying customer to this service. 0/10, would give zero stars if it let me. Really hurt my feelings won’t be back and don’t recommend!!!!
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do NOT download
all was well with the mysqa app. i could helpfully see all of my upcoming exams. unfortunately, the next time i stepped onto a road i had a collision with a yellow bus. would not recommend. i have 40 broken bones.
Surprisingly!
Made me ejaculate idk how 🤨
app won’t let u pick year’s exams
Tryna set up a study time table but it won’t let me because it’s the previous year’s exams. There should be an option to pick the year
Meh
App is confusing to use and can be hard to find certain things. i think it should be clearer
Confusing
I struggled with this app ,very informative.
Hate it
I hate exams your system is absolutely ballock and should be reprogrammed to meet student standards not some 85 year old man’s standard
App for stress
Thanks for giving me stress
Extremely Useful
This app helped me remember all of my Nat 5 exam times last year. I’m currently using it for my Highers this year aswell. Wish me luck!
Needs update
2019 exams are approaching and I’m coming up with a study plan but the 2019 timetable has still not been updated on the app, it’s still scheduled for 2018 exams. Thought this would’ve been done sooner especially due the fact exams are a week away
Whoops!
I used this app to find out the dates for my exams... but I was luckily given a personal exam timetable today to then find out the date for the Higher Admin and IT exam was wrong on the app! Please sort before someone ends up missing their exam or looking like an idiot by appearing on the wrong date.
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No 2018 timetable yet
Thought the exam diet for 2018 would be available on this app by now. I can access it via a PDF online but hope it will be uploaded to the app soon
