*NAP is NOT for NAPPING*
One day, I was a wee little laddie of about 2.5 inches. I saw this green little thing and being a tiny tot, I was very tired. When I saw this advertising I was excited! A whole app for just dozing off! But NO. Instead of browsing different Naps like the name suggests, It locked me in. Torturing me with questions about narratives and forcing me to write about BUS STOPS. IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR MY LITTLE MIND TO HANDLE. I THEN WENT THROUGH MY EVIL VILLAIN FAZE AND FOUGHT AGAINST THE IMMORTAL SNAIL TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE. IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF MY POWER, I HAD THE CAPABILITIES TO DESTROY THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE, AND TO BEND IT TO MY WILL, CREATING A WORLD FULL OF NAPS, AND NO NAP BROWSERS. BUT ALAS, MY MORTAL FOE, TIMMY TOUGHKNUCKLES HIT ME WITH HIS HUGE, SCARY, AND DEADLY PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER, THEN, HE CREATED AGAIN MY WORST FEAR, NAPLAN! IT RUINED MY NAPLANLESS WORLD, AND THE CYCLE BEGAN AGAIN! so dont be fooled. nap is not for napping
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NNNot good for Napping
This app stopped my gooning!!! 😭😭😭
This is the single most harmful thing in a young Aussie kids life. It takes away from how much better school would be without it. The tiresome hours of useless work just to make our schools look better, it’s barbaric. I vote to erase this app off the face of this earth to enhance the wellbeing of all Aussie kids!
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GGooner_1234
App ruined my life 🥺😭😔😿💔
It was a good day, but all of a sudden we needed to do the dreaded NAPLAN. As soon as I opened it, pure agony consumed me. All of a sudden my entire iPad was stuck inside the browser. I could not go into any more apps and I became very very sad. The evil demons of NAPLAN came and ate me alive, threw me up, then ate me again, in an endless, brutal cycle. After ten whole hours I was finally freed. I do not reccomend. 🥺💔😿😭😹😔😂
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Ddihcheesejr
Why?!😭🥺😔☹️😞🙁😪😓
I got this app but somehow my pet goldfish became the CEO of my fridge. The toaster started giving me life advice, and a pigeon politely asked if I had any spare lasagna. My left sock is now missing, which is probably unrelated… but I’m not taking any chances. Also, why is there a spoon in my backpack? Nobody knows. Opened the app and immediately forgot how to blink. A seagull appeared at my window and judged my hairstyle for 17 minutes. My microwave now speaks fluent dolphin. Would not recommend if you own any potato’s. now my chair pays taxes. A penguin stole my TV remote and challenged me to a staring contest. I lost. My cereal tastes emotionally unavailable now.
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LLLil foot luva
This app is evil
It summoned hitler
NNiggerger
