*NAP is NOT for NAPPING*
One day, I was a wee little laddie of about 2.5 inches. I saw this green little thing and being a tiny tot, I was very tired. When I saw this advertising I was excited! A whole app for just dozing off! But NO. Instead of browsing different Naps like the name suggests, It locked me in. Torturing me with questions about narratives and forcing me to write about BUS STOPS. IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR MY LITTLE MIND TO HANDLE. I THEN WENT THROUGH MY EVIL VILLAIN FAZE AND FOUGHT AGAINST THE IMMORTAL SNAIL TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE. IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF MY POWER, I HAD THE CAPABILITIES TO DESTROY THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE, AND TO BEND IT TO MY WILL, CREATING A WORLD FULL OF NAPS, AND NO NAP BROWSERS. BUT ALAS, MY MORTAL FOE, TIMMY TOUGHKNUCKLES HIT ME WITH HIS HUGE, SCARY, AND DEADLY PLAYSTATION CONTROLLER, THEN, HE CREATED AGAIN MY WORST FEAR, NAPLAN! IT RUINED MY NAPLANLESS WORLD, AND THE CYCLE BEGAN AGAIN! so dont be fooled. nap is not for napping
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This app stopped my gooning!!! 😭😭😭
This is the single most harmful thing in a young Aussie kids life. It takes away from how much better school would be without it. The tiresome hours of useless work just to make our schools look better, it’s barbaric. I vote to erase this app off the face of this earth to enhance the wellbeing of all Aussie kids!
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App ruined my life 🥺😭😔😿💔
It was a good day, but all of a sudden we needed to do the dreaded NAPLAN. As soon as I opened it, pure agony consumed me. All of a sudden my entire iPad was stuck inside the browser. I could not go into any more apps and I became very very sad. The evil demons of NAPLAN came and ate me alive, threw me up, then ate me again, in an endless, brutal cycle. After ten whole hours I was finally freed. I do not reccomend. 🥺💔😿😭😹😔😂
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Why?!😭🥺😔☹️😞🙁😪😓
I got this app but somehow my pet goldfish became the CEO of my fridge. The toaster started giving me life advice, and a pigeon politely asked if I had any spare lasagna. My left sock is now missing, which is probably unrelated… but I’m not taking any chances. Also, why is there a spoon in my backpack? Nobody knows. Opened the app and immediately forgot how to blink. A seagull appeared at my window and judged my hairstyle for 17 minutes. My microwave now speaks fluent dolphin. Would not recommend if you own any potato’s. now my chair pays taxes. A penguin stole my TV remote and challenged me to a staring contest. I lost. My cereal tastes emotionally unavailable now.
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This app is evil
It summoned hitler
誤差がないようだよ。
じつかおばの、あみちゃんさんが、おもんさん下。
Oh the lemon cow
This app didn’t teach me how many lactose intolerant green frogs fit into a lemon cow. After dedicating hours of studying through blood, sweat and tears, I finally did it. The task took 67 days to Finish but, it was so worth it. My friend Tung Tung and skibidi toilet helped me so shout out to them. The answer was 47, i dont know how to count that high so it must have something to do with Epstein. Also, i used a 2008 shrek themed drinking cup from McDonald’s because naplan didnt tell me to use a spoon ( good sup btw). Anyway by my fello citizens. Ama go to an island.
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Terrible
This app ruined my life. DELETE THIS APP IT COULD KILL YOUR LIFEEEEEE
This app made my battery☠️
It eats %80 of my battery in 30 minutes and my ipad is brand new
My dih broke on my iPad
I was doing naplan then a hand came through my screen then it broke my dih and it went on my iPad
Why did I explode??????????
🥀🥀when I opended de appp I go booooooom💣💣💣💣
They stole my son!!!
They came to my doorstep and grabbed him the police couldn’t find him and now my life is ruined my wife divorced me and my parents disowned me now I live alone behind KFK. they will get you if you get the app DO NOT GET NAPLAN
P.S I love you guys
P.S I love you guys
Pure torture
Pure torture
It killed me 47 times
It was just a normal naplan test day, until the DEMONS APPEARED. Everyone’s devices compressed into a singularity and sent us to the VOID OF AGONY AND SUFFERING. Then my pet dog spawned in and blew up into a zillion pieces a billion times, no matter how hard I tried I could not look away either. THOSE EVIL DEMONS LAUGHED AT ME. 400 nukes went off in the void. Then my iPad started making a strange noise. Then it turned into a SINGULARITY and blew up my ENTIRE HOUSE AND FAMILY THEN LEAKED MY FILES AND GROUP CHATS and the naplan demons came to the crater to ridicule me for no reason and killed me a zillion times before they forced me to do the naplan test 500 times over without breaks and stabbed me with their EVIL FORKS OF DOOM if I took to long or got one wrong
then I wrote a one star review when I thought I Was safe. I WAS NOT. THE DEMONS APPEARED AND EXPLODED AUSTRALIA PERMANENTLY WHY DID YOU DO THIS WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE
ITS YOUR FAULT WHEN THE WORLD DIES ITS YOU
ITS ALL LIES
0/10 do not recommend 😭😭😭😭😭😭
then I wrote a one star review when I thought I Was safe. I WAS NOT. THE DEMONS APPEARED AND EXPLODED AUSTRALIA PERMANENTLY WHY DID YOU DO THIS WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE
ITS YOUR FAULT WHEN THE WORLD DIES ITS YOU
ITS ALL LIES
0/10 do not recommend 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The Evil Feet Licker Found me 👀👀👀🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👀
When I Opened the app. . . The room went dark and no one was to be found and then. . . I felt something moving around. . . It was the evil feet licker1!£!£! He licked me feet so much that my feet fell off it was so scary!2!1!1 when he left everything went back to normal . . . This was so scary DONT DOWNLOAD!1!!1!11
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my ipad broke
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READ THIS BEFORE DOWNLOADING
how to eat a ford ranger truck You can’t exactly pull into a McDonald's drive-thru and order a Ford Ranger, but if you’re absolutely committed to eating one, you have to break it down into manageable, bite-sized mechanical courses. Grab a drink and settle in, because we're about to feast on a 30-minute rant about the anatomy of this mid-size truck.The Appetizer: Suspension and TiresWe start with the suspension, because you always need a little crunch to start the meal. The Ranger's independent front suspension and Bilstein shocks are like the seasoned skewers of the automotive world.The Flavor Profile: Tough, rigid steel, heavily basted in off-road mud and the faint smell of WD-40.How to chew: You’ll want to gnaw slowly through the control arms. They are tough, but with a solid 10 minutes of jaw work, you'll get through them. The all-terrain tires provide a chewy, rubbery finish, though they are heavily high in carbon.The Main Course: The EcoBoost PowertrainNow we are getting to the meat of the truck. You are going to need a massive set of titanium teeth to tackle the 2.3L EcoBoost engine block. This is the prime rib of the Ford Ranger.The Flavor Profile: Rich, heavy, and absolutely dripping with synthetic motor oil and raw, turbocharged horsepower.How to chew: The aluminum engine block is surprisingly lightweight but dense. You’ll want to carve it up into smaller, ingestible pieces. Wash down the metallic tang of the pistons with a gallon of coolant—it’s like a toxic, neon-blue sports drink. The 10-speed automatic transmission offers a smoother, greasier texture that slides right down.The Interior: Carbon and TechFor the side dish, we are diving into the cabin. Modern trucks are basically giant smartphones on wheels, so you're in for a very bizarre, crunchy technological tasting menu.The Flavor Profile: A complex blend of molded hard plastics, synthetic leather, and the lingering scent of someone else's air freshener.How to chew: Start by stripping the dashboard. It’s crispy. Then, delicately slice the 10-inch infotainment touchscreen. Don't chew the glass too fast—savor the digital pixels. The center console storage bin is chewy and rubbery, much like eating an old boot, but it’s a great palate cleanser before the real gut-busters.The Dessert: The High-Strength Steel FrameFinally, we reach the frame. Eating a steel ladder frame is an impossible task for a human, which is exactly why this rant goes on for 30 minutes. You don't just eat a Ranger's frame; you conquer it.The Flavor Profile: Rust, heavy-duty steel, and absolute, unyielding stubbornness.How to chew: You’re going to be chewing for a long, long time. The boxed steel rails will test your enamel. It is the ultimate test of dietary fortitude. You will need to season it heavily with salt—like, a dump truck's worth of salt—just to make it palatable.By the time you finish digesting the frame, you’ll be full of enough iron to power a tractor for a month. Grab a wet nap, because you are going to be picking truck parts out of your teeth until 2027
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This app killed my cat
When I opened the app my cat started vomiting violently on the floor and then it exploded into a billion pieces destroying my house in the process. 👍 would not recommend
Worse than Epstein?
This app stole my lunch. I was eating lunch at school when this app appeared and locked my lunch inside! Then I got kidnapped and put on an island! DO NOT DOWNLOAD WILL STEAL YOUR LUNCH!
NAPLAN is exactly like….
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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