Noodle: Silly Breaks

Noodle is your 10-second silly break. Tap the bowl. Get something ridiculous — from mildly clever to unapologetically groan-worthy. Then go back to whatever important thing you were doing, ready to pretend you were never gone. Built for the person who's trying to be productive and occasionally needs permission to stop for ten seconds. (There are a lot of us.) No feeds. No streaks. No guilt. Noodle is designed to be finished; the session ends, and you go back to your life. Every expression on that little noodle face — Huh, Heh, Wohoo, and a few others waiting in the wings — is hand-drawn by Noodle's founder, one squiggle at a time. Pick whichever face feels like you as the icon. --- What you get, totally free: - 60 hand-curated items to get you started (fair warning: expect at least a few dad jokes) - 5 taps a day - Save your favourites for when you need a repeat chuckle or a sympathetic groan — up to 5, or swap - Optional daily nudge when you forget to take a break --- Go Pro and unlock: - A massive and growing library — jokes, facts, challenges, absurd scenarios, and more - Unlimited daily taps - Unlimited favourites - A price that's just as silly as the app. No sneaky tiers, no "limited time" pressure. Renews annually, for as long as you want the noodles. --- No ads. No algorithms. No doom. Just noodles. Tap. Breathe. Return to adulting. --- Terms of Use: https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://loafinglabs.com/privacy