Pizza Rats made my dad stop beating me.
Before I downloaded pizza rats my life was in shambles, my dad would come home drunk and beat me and my mom. I was scrolling through the app store one day after I got beat, I found this app and it changed my life forever. i got accepted into yale, harvard, ucla, my dad finally stopped drinking, I won the lottery, I met Obama. This app isn’t only an app, it’s something that changes lives…
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Dosent cost enough money
Greatest human invention. When i found pizza rats, i was astonished. It changed everything for me. At first, my friends were annoyed at me constantly bombarding them with pizza rats, but in time they understood and embraced them. I feel like $0.99 is too little to pay for such a blessing. I would have paid $50 for pizza rats, and im not messing around. Yet, im glad that everyone, rich and poor, have access to pizza rat. I worship Jesus Christ above everything, but Pizza Rat is a close second! Thank you.
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The Single Best Thing Ever Created
Ohhh pizza rat... I doubt you could even imagine it.
Pizza rat ruined my family
When I got this app I knew to spam them on my family group chat and covered anything my brother said. That I ended up being sold for 12 dollars and because of this my mom got so sad and mad she got a divorce and kicked out my brother too. But the prank was really funny so it was worth it
Everybody needs this app
It is very entertaining to cover your friends messages with a pizza rat to annoy them. This is 100% the best purchase I have ever made (including my shares in bitcoin). Everybody should buy this, and it is only one dollar?!? Its a BARGAIN!
