Pizza Rats made my dad stop beating me.
Before I downloaded pizza rats my life was in shambles, my dad would come home drunk and beat me and my mom. I was scrolling through the app store one day after I got beat, I found this app and it changed my life forever. i got accepted into yale, harvard, ucla, my dad finally stopped drinking, I won the lottery, I met Obama. This app isn’t only an app, it’s something that changes lives…
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Dosent cost enough money
Greatest human invention. When i found pizza rats, i was astonished. It changed everything for me. At first, my friends were annoyed at me constantly bombarding them with pizza rats, but in time they understood and embraced them. I feel like $0.99 is too little to pay for such a blessing. I would have paid $50 for pizza rats, and im not messing around. Yet, im glad that everyone, rich and poor, have access to pizza rat. I worship Jesus Christ above everything, but Pizza Rat is a close second! Thank you.
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The Single Best Thing Ever Created
Ohhh pizza rat... I doubt you could even imagine it.
Pizza rat ruined my family
When I got this app I knew to spam them on my family group chat and covered anything my brother said. That I ended up being sold for 12 dollars and because of this my mom got so sad and mad she got a divorce and kicked out my brother too. But the prank was really funny so it was worth it
Everybody needs this app
It is very entertaining to cover your friends messages with a pizza rat to annoy them. This is 100% the best purchase I have ever made (including my shares in bitcoin). Everybody should buy this, and it is only one dollar?!? Its a BARGAIN!
Pizza rats saved my marriage
Me and the wife have been having some troubles lately and recently after yet another hour-long arguement I found her packing her bags in our room. Instead of begging her to stay and crying at her feet, I showed her the Pizza Rats sticker pack and instantly she dropped her bags and hugged me. We are still going strong to this day because of Pizza Rats. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
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Might be the best purchase I’ve ever made
This app saved my marriage. Highly recommend.
A Thank You to the Pizza Rat Dev
Me and my wife recently got divorced and I have full custody of my son. My wife pays me $100 per month in child support. Once my son’s basic needs and my drug addiction are taken care of, we usually have a couple of dollars left over. Recently, I decided to spend those couple of dollars on pizza rat stickers. I am proud to announce that drugs no longer make me happy. All I need are pizza rat stickers. This is the best thing I have ever bought with my child support money. Thank you, John.
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Best Impulse Buy Ever
I downloaded this app at 5am on a whim and I never regretted it! Best sticker pack ever! The rats are so cute and they always brighten my day. I recommend pizza rats to anyone and everyone who loves good food and cute animals.
EASILY the best purchase i have EVER made
Pizza rats is such a great, fun, manageable app that has honestly changed my life. Everytime i see one of my lustrous pizza rat’s i cant help but smile and exclaim in joy! I’m surprised this app is only 0.99! I’m not quite sure what i’d do without my pizza rats, everynight i kiss them on the cheek (bum) and tell them one by one how much i love them. I CANT BELIEVE THISAPP IS REAL! 100% Would recommend to anyone questioning buying, absolutely life changing. PERFECT APP!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!
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I LOVE IT!
I love this sticker pack with my life! I would guard and defend this phone with my life till I pass away comfortably and well aged. I will be the cringe person who has an iPhone 8 in 2050 because this sticker pack is on this phone. I will use it on everyone and everything I please.
The only problem is that I can’t seem to open it no matter how much I try to work it! It’s crazy!
The only problem is that I can’t seem to open it no matter how much I try to work it! It’s crazy!
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Pizza rats have changed my life
I have never seen something that was so beautiful. It is a masterpiece that needs to be shared with the world. Before I downloaded pizza rats I did not know how to be happy, but I saw that little rat holding a pizza and all I could see was an answer to my cry to help. It has changed my life and I hope that it will change many more lives.
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Life changing
I bough this because I saw a meme and I got my friend to get it too
absolutely amazing
i was hopeless, miserable, wallowing in absolute terrifying despair. until pizza rats found me, my life did a whole 180. i started believing in soulmates, true eternal love, and so much more, i feel alive! i am immortal because of the love pizza rats has bestowed upon me, thank you, god bless pizza rats
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Pizza rat
Dude I just wanted to post a normal review saying that this was worth the .99 but then I saw all the other comments and this is not supposed to be a therapy session so please stop. :)
I Can feel love again
When I was a little boy I fell in love with a beautiful girl, after I found her in the closet with a buddy from the school courtyard I was hart broken, I was sure that that would be the last time I ever loved someone, w was in pain. But now after perching pizza rats I found joy in life again, I am now happily married for 28 to a beautiful women and have 2 lovely kids, thank you pizza rats... 🍕🐀 keep munching on that pizza...
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Pizza rats saved my life
When the world seemed bleak pizza rats was my light in a sea of darkness. I can’t thank pizza rats enough for what it has done for me. If you struggle with depression and suicidal thoughts and/or tendencies don’t call a suicide hotline, download pizza rats.
Best 99 cents you’ll ever spend
Pizza rats has patched the rat-shaped hole in my heart. I can’t imagine my life without it.
Incredible
My friend was trying to tell me about his mother in the hospital or something but I was just cracking up at these silly dang rats and didn’t really care what he was talking about
Pizza rats ruined my life
If I could rate pizza rats a negative amount of stars, I would. The app worked for me ONCE before completely disappearing from my phone forever. I should have spent my $0.99 on a microwaveable macaroni, but I chose to spend it on these horrid rats and now I’m laying in bed writing this review, with tears in my eyes, after realizing I was taken advantage of by mice on pIzZa. Burn in hell, pizza rats
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