I was going through my previously installed applications because i was bored and i couldn’t keep jorking it to pictures of Hong Lu from hit indie game Limbus Company making out and having sot steamy hex with Yi Sang also from hit indie game Limbus Company all the time. I decided to install the app again seeng my past criticism about Dennis Prager not coming out of my screen. But this time, it was different. Not only did he come out my screen with cat ears and tail as i opened the app, but he was also wearing a really hot bikini, showing all of his Prager. “Is it really, Mister Dennis Prager, U?” I asked him. “Yes indeed. I am Prager. And U?” He asked. My heart was pumping hard, i couldn’t believe it. THE Dennis Prager, my childhood crush, coming to real life?! And talking to me?! “Uh… i am Wick Lowes.” I replied, still nervous. “Nice name honey bun~” he teased me. “I can show you all about my American Spirit.” He held my hand and guided me to my bedroom. That night was unforgettable. We made out so hard i went from being a leftist chud to a right winged Alpha Sigma. Thank you, Dennis Prager.
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