How I got my first Fortnite win (Vary Epic)
It was a normal solo game, I landed at tomato town grabbed a green pump with my sweet sweet new omega skin. I was heading towards dusty divot, but this something happened...
On my was to dusty divot, I found a gold scar! It had seemed the Fortnite gods blessed me with a gift from the heavens! I was stunned by this gracious gift and carried along my way!
25 players were left and I was geared up with weapons and shield, I had no kills but I was prepared! I hid in a bush most of the game while the sweats cracked 90’s on loot lake. Thankfully one fell off his tower and landed right next to me. He died. I was able to recover a blue pump and a lot of materials.
10 players were left and I knew I was going to be easy pickings. I hid inside the basement of pleasant park along with a bunch of children being held captive. I was scarred, would I die and lose all this sweet loot? Or would I live and tell the legacy of how I got a win.
2 players left, I was hiding in a bush ready to jump the kid but he was constantly moving. I had to wait for the exact moment he was healing to get him. Thankfully, he started drinking his chug jug out of desperation. That’s when I made my move. I jumped out of the bush and got a clean headshot!
I default danced on the invisible corpse like I was Charlie Damileo!
And that is how I got my first victory royale!
On my was to dusty divot, I found a gold scar! It had seemed the Fortnite gods blessed me with a gift from the heavens! I was stunned by this gracious gift and carried along my way!
25 players were left and I was geared up with weapons and shield, I had no kills but I was prepared! I hid in a bush most of the game while the sweats cracked 90’s on loot lake. Thankfully one fell off his tower and landed right next to me. He died. I was able to recover a blue pump and a lot of materials.
10 players were left and I knew I was going to be easy pickings. I hid inside the basement of pleasant park along with a bunch of children being held captive. I was scarred, would I die and lose all this sweet loot? Or would I live and tell the legacy of how I got a win.
2 players left, I was hiding in a bush ready to jump the kid but he was constantly moving. I had to wait for the exact moment he was healing to get him. Thankfully, he started drinking his chug jug out of desperation. That’s when I made my move. I jumped out of the bush and got a clean headshot!
I default danced on the invisible corpse like I was Charlie Damileo!
And that is how I got my first victory royale!
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It was a bright September morning. I was walking down the A hall, around 9:45, to greet my favorite teacher. I knocked on her door and she invitingly opened it. But, she had noticed that I was supposed to be in class and begin to question me. It was go time. I switched my teal crocs to adventure mode and zoomed past that bih.
As I ran, my school bully grabbed his mechanical pencil and tried to trip me with it. Sadly, I fell.
Little did he know, I had my iPad mini handy and shipped that sucker out. I reported him for bullying and harassment. All of the sudden, SWAT flew down from the ceiling, grabbed the bully, and took him with them in the helicopter. Angels descended from heaven and immediately cured for my skinned knee.
Without this app, i would have still had that skinned knee, and possibly scuffed crocs.
As I ran, my school bully grabbed his mechanical pencil and tried to trip me with it. Sadly, I fell.
Little did he know, I had my iPad mini handy and shipped that sucker out. I reported him for bullying and harassment. All of the sudden, SWAT flew down from the ceiling, grabbed the bully, and took him with them in the helicopter. Angels descended from heaven and immediately cured for my skinned knee.
Without this app, i would have still had that skinned knee, and possibly scuffed crocs.
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Great App Makers of App Ze Dong (Spring Hill App) have managed to sacrifice the features of the app for the Great Leap Forward of glitches. No longer shall we be using a primitive useless app, instead the many different new features that are currently impossible to access will begin the new era of Communism
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