How I got my first Fortnite win (Vary Epic)
It was a normal solo game, I landed at tomato town grabbed a green pump with my sweet sweet new omega skin. I was heading towards dusty divot, but this something happened...
On my was to dusty divot, I found a gold scar! It had seemed the Fortnite gods blessed me with a gift from the heavens! I was stunned by this gracious gift and carried along my way!
25 players were left and I was geared up with weapons and shield, I had no kills but I was prepared! I hid in a bush most of the game while the sweats cracked 90’s on loot lake. Thankfully one fell off his tower and landed right next to me. He died. I was able to recover a blue pump and a lot of materials.
10 players were left and I knew I was going to be easy pickings. I hid inside the basement of pleasant park along with a bunch of children being held captive. I was scarred, would I die and lose all this sweet loot? Or would I live and tell the legacy of how I got a win.
2 players left, I was hiding in a bush ready to jump the kid but he was constantly moving. I had to wait for the exact moment he was healing to get him. Thankfully, he started drinking his chug jug out of desperation. That’s when I made my move. I jumped out of the bush and got a clean headshot!
I default danced on the invisible corpse like I was Charlie Damileo!
And that is how I got my first victory royale!
On my was to dusty divot, I found a gold scar! It had seemed the Fortnite gods blessed me with a gift from the heavens! I was stunned by this gracious gift and carried along my way!
25 players were left and I was geared up with weapons and shield, I had no kills but I was prepared! I hid in a bush most of the game while the sweats cracked 90’s on loot lake. Thankfully one fell off his tower and landed right next to me. He died. I was able to recover a blue pump and a lot of materials.
10 players were left and I knew I was going to be easy pickings. I hid inside the basement of pleasant park along with a bunch of children being held captive. I was scarred, would I die and lose all this sweet loot? Or would I live and tell the legacy of how I got a win.
2 players left, I was hiding in a bush ready to jump the kid but he was constantly moving. I had to wait for the exact moment he was healing to get him. Thankfully, he started drinking his chug jug out of desperation. That’s when I made my move. I jumped out of the bush and got a clean headshot!
I default danced on the invisible corpse like I was Charlie Damileo!
And that is how I got my first victory royale!
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Magical
It was a bright September morning. I was walking down the A hall, around 9:45, to greet my favorite teacher. I knocked on her door and she invitingly opened it. But, she had noticed that I was supposed to be in class and begin to question me. It was go time. I switched my teal crocs to adventure mode and zoomed past that bih.
As I ran, my school bully grabbed his mechanical pencil and tried to trip me with it. Sadly, I fell.
Little did he know, I had my iPad mini handy and shipped that sucker out. I reported him for bullying and harassment. All of the sudden, SWAT flew down from the ceiling, grabbed the bully, and took him with them in the helicopter. Angels descended from heaven and immediately cured for my skinned knee.
Without this app, i would have still had that skinned knee, and possibly scuffed crocs.
As I ran, my school bully grabbed his mechanical pencil and tried to trip me with it. Sadly, I fell.
Little did he know, I had my iPad mini handy and shipped that sucker out. I reported him for bullying and harassment. All of the sudden, SWAT flew down from the ceiling, grabbed the bully, and took him with them in the helicopter. Angels descended from heaven and immediately cured for my skinned knee.
Without this app, i would have still had that skinned knee, and possibly scuffed crocs.
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It’s ok
It’s ok
Our Glorious App
Great App Makers of App Ze Dong (Spring Hill App) have managed to sacrifice the features of the app for the Great Leap Forward of glitches. No longer shall we be using a primitive useless app, instead the many different new features that are currently impossible to access will begin the new era of Communism
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It doesn't work
It doesn't work It doesn't work
Pimp
I love this app so much it makes me hungry i eat chicken noodle soup in the bed while using this app it makes me feel happy i am just glad my wife does not know im cheating on her for this app it makes me feel safe and secure i fell through a window and this app was there to catch me. Not my wife, and i am hungry yummy
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Astounding folks
It was a dark and stormy night... I was making my way around a long, curvy road, when all of a sudden my vehicle was struck by a bolt of lightning! I swerved off of the road, over a cliff, and into a dark ravine. I landed in a river and screamed in horror as the black water rose up past the windows. All of a sudden I was yanked through my sunroof by a large dark figure. It turned out to be Geoff, the kid who bullies me. He said for me to give him all my money so he could throw me back into the water. He stripped me of my wallet and 2,000$ tiger fur coat and matching fedora. He then proceeded to punch me in the face and stomach 2.8 times, and threw me back through my open sunroof. At this point, the ominous water had poured through and was ruining the leather interior of my solid gold Toyota Corolla. I whipped out my iPad mini and contacted the spring hill bully police. A helicopter arrived and air lifted me along with my ruined Corolla to the hospital. At the same time, navy snipers had tracked down Geoff and were lining up their shot. It was a clean kill. Without this app, I would not be here today and my solid gold Toyota Corolla with its iguana skin leather interior would be at the bottom of that terrifying river.
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Saved my life
I just came here from Nigeria and I was excited to start my new life in America (South Carolina) my first day at spring I already had a goal in mind "I want to make some new friends" as I approach I group of white males I said "Uga boogah" and they took it as an offensive statement but in Nigeria it means hello as they confronted me I said "oh no it means hello" they didn't listen so they ran after me. About 2 minutes later me running from lions in Nigeria finally paid off I out ran the white males but they didn't let up so at the current range I pulled my spears and chucked them as they took evasive maneuvers I they pulled out their books to beat me I quickly made some punji sticks to stop them in their path I quickly pulled out this handy dandy iPad and went quickly to this app and reported them for bullying. The bully Police shot them multiple times, it was a white cop though so it's ok.
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VERY USEFUL
I came to school on Monday extra early in my new fresh pair of J's(Michael Jordan 15's) to go see my best friend Larry.
I approached him and said, "My main man Larry, what's up!"
He gave me a very dirty look and proceeded to accuse me of being a communist. I told him I wasn't looking for a fight, but was already in avatar mode. He threw his fist into my face and walked away, leaving me with a bloody nose.
Little he know, I had my handy dandy iPad mini with this app on it. I pulled it out, reported him for bullying. The SWAT team then came in and attacked him. I left that day with a smile on my face and my J's unscuffed.
I approached him and said, "My main man Larry, what's up!"
He gave me a very dirty look and proceeded to accuse me of being a communist. I told him I wasn't looking for a fight, but was already in avatar mode. He threw his fist into my face and walked away, leaving me with a bloody nose.
Little he know, I had my handy dandy iPad mini with this app on it. I pulled it out, reported him for bullying. The SWAT team then came in and attacked him. I left that day with a smile on my face and my J's unscuffed.
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Incredible
One day I was crusin' down the hall on my fresh Heelys having a dandy time, when all of a sudden a large person stepped in front of me. I quickly identified them as a bully so I tried to wheel away, but he grabbed me and demanded I give him my lunch money.
At first I refused to give him my lunch money. But then he started scuffing my bright blue Heelys. I gave the bully my lunch money and he started to walk away.
But he wasn't aware that I had whipped out my iPad mini, opened up the Spring Hill and that I was reporting him for taking my lunch money.
Almost as soon as I send the report, the Spring Hill bully patrol ran up to the bully, tackled him, handcuffed him, and returned my $7.40 to me.
I really enjoyed my lunch that day.
At first I refused to give him my lunch money. But then he started scuffing my bright blue Heelys. I gave the bully my lunch money and he started to walk away.
But he wasn't aware that I had whipped out my iPad mini, opened up the Spring Hill and that I was reporting him for taking my lunch money.
Almost as soon as I send the report, the Spring Hill bully patrol ran up to the bully, tackled him, handcuffed him, and returned my $7.40 to me.
I really enjoyed my lunch that day.
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Haze
Is good
SSHH
This is a very helpful app.
Red Neck
this is communism
Vry Gud
Dis ap is So amzing
Great school
Great school
Helpful app
i don't really know what this app is for because it really doesn't have an actual purpose but it was a really useful app the title screen is visually appealing and it gives me this really warm fuzzy feeling inside my butt my life has been changed forever after using this amazing app and have i mentioned the amazing title screen????? it's really good
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Wow
Much Useful. Such Good.
