CHECK YOUR CRACK TWIN
Three hours after I downloaded this app, I got hungry for cheese puffs so I took a hike down town. That’s where I met the SHORT, BALD, midget with a freaking DRAGON Cain. He initially thought I was a cat and so told me that I should watch my back if I want some of his milk, but when he realized who I was he kaboodled me to sleep with his lizard stick. 1/10, truly an occasion for the story books.
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VERY FUN AND INFORMATIVE APPLICATION FOR THE IPHONE AND ANDROID DEVICE
Once upon a time, I downloaded this app and was teleported to the forest, when I heard a familiar whistle. A man with a dragon cane came along saying “Answer me these riddles three, and then I shall let thee free!” I accepted the challenge (I never backdown 🦅🦅🦅) and he asked me, “If five-“ (at this point I stopped paying attention). He then asked me “What is the answer?” And in quick haste I stated confidently, “TAPPS.” He then casted a wicked spell that made all my hair fall off and then teleported away leaving me in the forest. I’m still stuck here here’s the address:
276 W Main St
Ste 2
Norwich, CT 06360
United States
Please come pick me up. Thx for reading :) 🦅🦅🦅
276 W Main St
Ste 2
Norwich, CT 06360
United States
Please come pick me up. Thx for reading :) 🦅🦅🦅
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erm… skibi alert!!
i had to download this app for my school and it made me read a terms and conditions page. in between the lines there is one part that says saying yes to the document means you have to pull a long thread of butt hair out of your butt every single morning. btw it really tickles. today i started sneezing as i did it… then guess what? i peed! ellen degeneres smelled my pee then she said she got the dates wrong and then exclaimed “diddy come out!” i started screaming.. but i ended up crying instead.. unfortunately my tears were actually baby oil diddy put on me. to this day i still cry about my experiences, all because of this app. for the sake of yourself and your child, never download this app. 🅱️OIIIII 🫱 🅱️EANZZ YEET uwu!! baka!! grrrr… hewo pwincess 🦶💥🦶
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IT TAPPS INTO THE REPTOID MINDHIVEEEE
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP IF YOU DONT WANT TO GROW A TAIL AND START LICKING YOUR LIPS CONSTANTLY
Skibidi
Just too SKIDIBI
