CHECK YOUR CRACK TWIN
Three hours after I downloaded this app, I got hungry for cheese puffs so I took a hike down town. That’s where I met the SHORT, BALD, midget with a freaking DRAGON Cain. He initially thought I was a cat and so told me that I should watch my back if I want some of his milk, but when he realized who I was he kaboodled me to sleep with his lizard stick. 1/10, truly an occasion for the story books.
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VERY FUN AND INFORMATIVE APPLICATION FOR THE IPHONE AND ANDROID DEVICE
Once upon a time, I downloaded this app and was teleported to the forest, when I heard a familiar whistle. A man with a dragon cane came along saying “Answer me these riddles three, and then I shall let thee free!” I accepted the challenge (I never backdown 🦅🦅🦅) and he asked me, “If five-“ (at this point I stopped paying attention). He then asked me “What is the answer?” And in quick haste I stated confidently, “TAPPS.” He then casted a wicked spell that made all my hair fall off and then teleported away leaving me in the forest. I’m still stuck here here’s the address:
276 W Main St
Ste 2
Norwich, CT 06360
United States
Please come pick me up. Thx for reading :) 🦅🦅🦅
276 W Main St
Ste 2
Norwich, CT 06360
United States
Please come pick me up. Thx for reading :) 🦅🦅🦅
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erm… skibi alert!!
i had to download this app for my school and it made me read a terms and conditions page. in between the lines there is one part that says saying yes to the document means you have to pull a long thread of butt hair out of your butt every single morning. btw it really tickles. today i started sneezing as i did it… then guess what? i peed! ellen degeneres smelled my pee then she said she got the dates wrong and then exclaimed “diddy come out!” i started screaming.. but i ended up crying instead.. unfortunately my tears were actually baby oil diddy put on me. to this day i still cry about my experiences, all because of this app. for the sake of yourself and your child, never download this app. 🅱️OIIIII 🫱 🅱️EANZZ YEET uwu!! baka!! grrrr… hewo pwincess 🦶💥🦶
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IT TAPPS INTO THE REPTOID MINDHIVEEEE
DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP IF YOU DONT WANT TO GROW A TAIL AND START LICKING YOUR LIPS CONSTANTLY
Skibidi
Just too SKIDIBI
HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS
THIS APP MADE HUNDRESDS OF BEAVERS INVADE MY HOME. MY FAMILY IS GONE. MY COLLEGE SAVINGS ARE GONE. I AM WRITING THIS REVIEW IN A WAFFLE HOUSE DUMPSTER. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS APP!!!
DOWNLOAD IMMEDIATELY
From the very first second I downloaded this app, I was overcome with joy because a free Taco Bell chimichanga with extra beans was waiting for me on my doorstep. To this day, I am still joyful because the toilet does not clog every time I take a dump. (Which comes from the Taco Bell 😬). - LeBron James
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The app is a mess with horrible formatting
From the very start, it feels like this app is trying to kick its users to the curb. First off, creating an account is near impossible, believe me, I’ve tried multiple times. Next the keyboard blocks half of the screen when you type something in it.
To be honest, this feels like a 90s website that was sloppily turned into an app. Honestly I don’t know what I was meant to expect from Texan private schools though
To be honest, this feels like a 90s website that was sloppily turned into an app. Honestly I don’t know what I was meant to expect from Texan private schools though
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WHAT THE SCALLOP
This app is hazardous in ways I’m not even aware of at this point. The instant I downloaded it there was a strange knock at my door. When I answered, a STRANGE and FREAKISHLY SHORT man with a dragon cane attempted to sell me copper wire and crude oil? He spoke with a heavy slur and was so furious when I refused his offer he clicked his heels and smacked me round the head with his cane. I am now sitting in my BIG OL’ FUNNY chair with an ice pack on my head typing this review. Overall, not an experience I would recommend.
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Awesome!
This app cured my depression! Now I spend hours a day on it. I have cancelled my Netflix subscription and spend all my time enjoying the Tapps content. This is the next big thing!
Doesn’t work
The creator and the person that said this should be mandatory without testing the app on all devices should be removed from their role.
Among Us Lore: The Rizzler Skibidi and Livvy Dunne
On the Skeld, the crew gathered for another mission, featuring the charming Rizzler Skibidi, known for his smooth dance moves and quick wit. Among them was Livvy Dunne, whose motivational spirit inspired everyone, often quoting KSI’s “Thick of It.”
As tasks began, Skibidi flirted with Livvy, challenging her to a race. “I bet I can finish my tasks faster than you!” he said, trying to charm her. Livvy shot back, “It’s about teamwork! We’re in the thick of it now!”
Chaos struck when a body was found in Electrical. Skibidi tried to deflect suspicion, claiming he was with Livvy. But she urged the crew to focus on suspicious behavior, sensing something was off.
In the final rounds, Livvy began to suspect Skibidi might be the impostor. When she confronted him, he flashed a confident smile, trying to dance his way out of trouble.
But with her keen observation and the crew’s support, Livvy exposed Skibidi as the impostor. They ejected him into space, proving that even the Rizzler couldn’t charm his way to victory. In the end, Livvy's leadership triumphed, showing that trust and teamwork were their strongest allies in the game.
As tasks began, Skibidi flirted with Livvy, challenging her to a race. “I bet I can finish my tasks faster than you!” he said, trying to charm her. Livvy shot back, “It’s about teamwork! We’re in the thick of it now!”
Chaos struck when a body was found in Electrical. Skibidi tried to deflect suspicion, claiming he was with Livvy. But she urged the crew to focus on suspicious behavior, sensing something was off.
In the final rounds, Livvy began to suspect Skibidi might be the impostor. When she confronted him, he flashed a confident smile, trying to dance his way out of trouble.
But with her keen observation and the crew’s support, Livvy exposed Skibidi as the impostor. They ejected him into space, proving that even the Rizzler couldn’t charm his way to victory. In the end, Livvy's leadership triumphed, showing that trust and teamwork were their strongest allies in the game.
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Diddy want me!
Shortly after downloading this app, a man by the name of Sean "P Diddy" combs 🧍🏿♂️appeared at my door with a dragon cane! He claimed to have tracked my IP address and social security number using this app! Due to this, I was subsequently doused in baby oil and put in a washing machine to atone for my actions. Now the FBI is asking me about parties and "freak-offs"???? What the heck!!!! Would not recommend!!!
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Timeline issues
Review coming soon
Sad story of tapps
I cannot believe the stuff that happens on this app. I opened the app and i saw an image of a dragon cane. It came out of my phone, i swear this shouldnt be possible but it happened. The cane hit me on my forehead and gave me a cuncussion. He called me a darn private school kid. He unsheathed a sword from out of his cane and cut my left arm off. This was a very painful experience and hurt my feelings.
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Why did this app do that
I downloaded this app and within seconds my front door was broken down by a man with a dragon cane. He proceeded to leap across the room and shatter my spine so now I can’t walk. 1/10
CIA raided my home
This app put a tracker and cia tracked. They broke my door and incapacitated my family. They found my hiding spot after searching my home. They cuffed me and threw me in a trunk. After 40 minutes, we arrived at a black site and they threw me into an interrogation room. They told me to never use app because led the communist to hack our network. Then I escaped after the blowing the site up and now I’m on the run.
11/10 agents
11/10 agents
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⚠️HACKED ME DONT DOWNLOAD⚠️
Changed my password and stole my bank info. Please stay safe and don’t download this sketchy app
Banana
When they were making this app one of the devs dropped a banana peel. My grandma slipped on that banana peel and died of cardiac arrest.
Terrible App!!!
It simply doesn’t work! It fails at everything it’s trying to do.
