The Gaem
Best game ever so much fun great for spare minutes of time fun and challenging
Amazing
This game crept me occupied for hours while without any connection
quite good, but...
this game was vey fun until one fateful day.
The skies were grey on this day, and everyone was feeling down. i slowly decided to pick up my phone looking for dopamine. That's when i saw this game.
the first time i opened this, i had quite a lot of fun! sure, there was the occasional ad but that is not what this review is about. I am talking about something much more serious.
on this grey day, on which i was seeking dopamine, i had fun on this game for hours and hours! unfortunately, there was something i was most certainly not expecting.
on exactly the 17th hour of playing this, my surroundings suddenly changed - i was now in a hospital. no matter how much i tried to make contact with the doctors, it seemed they did not notice me. I slumped down on a chair, feeling like giving up and calling 999, until my chair suddenly changed into a bed. a hospital bed. i looked around, and saw the drip. i looked down to where my feet would be, but this was not the case. my legs were gone. i screamed aloud "THY SCALLYWAGS, HOW DARE THEE STEAL THY LEGS!" but alas, nobody responded, neither did they even seem to have any reaction at all.
I stood up, before remembering that i did not have legs, and screamed and cried for what seemed like hours. that is when the only person who responded to me arrived. It was the "gaem blob" as i called it. he stared down at me in pity, before reaching for my neck, lifting me into the air, and - this is the best way i can describe it - reached into my flesh and pulled out my liver. It was so abrupt that i did not have time to properly react, and therefore exclaimed "bit rude innit". I know this was probably not the most appropriate response giving the circumstances, but i was in such shock that i did not realise that i had started writing this review.
the end 🍑 💨
The skies were grey on this day, and everyone was feeling down. i slowly decided to pick up my phone looking for dopamine. That's when i saw this game.
the first time i opened this, i had quite a lot of fun! sure, there was the occasional ad but that is not what this review is about. I am talking about something much more serious.
on this grey day, on which i was seeking dopamine, i had fun on this game for hours and hours! unfortunately, there was something i was most certainly not expecting.
on exactly the 17th hour of playing this, my surroundings suddenly changed - i was now in a hospital. no matter how much i tried to make contact with the doctors, it seemed they did not notice me. I slumped down on a chair, feeling like giving up and calling 999, until my chair suddenly changed into a bed. a hospital bed. i looked around, and saw the drip. i looked down to where my feet would be, but this was not the case. my legs were gone. i screamed aloud "THY SCALLYWAGS, HOW DARE THEE STEAL THY LEGS!" but alas, nobody responded, neither did they even seem to have any reaction at all.
I stood up, before remembering that i did not have legs, and screamed and cried for what seemed like hours. that is when the only person who responded to me arrived. It was the "gaem blob" as i called it. he stared down at me in pity, before reaching for my neck, lifting me into the air, and - this is the best way i can describe it - reached into my flesh and pulled out my liver. It was so abrupt that i did not have time to properly react, and therefore exclaimed "bit rude innit". I know this was probably not the most appropriate response giving the circumstances, but i was in such shock that i did not realise that i had started writing this review.
the end 🍑 💨
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This game kinda gud
Nothing to say. It's kinda gud.
What
This is creepy this game download itself
