The Gaem
Best game ever so much fun great for spare minutes of time fun and challenging
Amazing
This game crept me occupied for hours while without any connection
quite good, but...
this game was vey fun until one fateful day.
The skies were grey on this day, and everyone was feeling down. i slowly decided to pick up my phone looking for dopamine. That's when i saw this game.
the first time i opened this, i had quite a lot of fun! sure, there was the occasional ad but that is not what this review is about. I am talking about something much more serious.
on this grey day, on which i was seeking dopamine, i had fun on this game for hours and hours! unfortunately, there was something i was most certainly not expecting.
on exactly the 17th hour of playing this, my surroundings suddenly changed - i was now in a hospital. no matter how much i tried to make contact with the doctors, it seemed they did not notice me. I slumped down on a chair, feeling like giving up and calling 999, until my chair suddenly changed into a bed. a hospital bed. i looked around, and saw the drip. i looked down to where my feet would be, but this was not the case. my legs were gone. i screamed aloud "THY SCALLYWAGS, HOW DARE THEE STEAL THY LEGS!" but alas, nobody responded, neither did they even seem to have any reaction at all.
I stood up, before remembering that i did not have legs, and screamed and cried for what seemed like hours. that is when the only person who responded to me arrived. It was the "gaem blob" as i called it. he stared down at me in pity, before reaching for my neck, lifting me into the air, and - this is the best way i can describe it - reached into my flesh and pulled out my liver. It was so abrupt that i did not have time to properly react, and therefore exclaimed "bit rude innit". I know this was probably not the most appropriate response giving the circumstances, but i was in such shock that i did not realise that i had started writing this review.
the end 🍑 💨
The skies were grey on this day, and everyone was feeling down. i slowly decided to pick up my phone looking for dopamine. That's when i saw this game.
the first time i opened this, i had quite a lot of fun! sure, there was the occasional ad but that is not what this review is about. I am talking about something much more serious.
on this grey day, on which i was seeking dopamine, i had fun on this game for hours and hours! unfortunately, there was something i was most certainly not expecting.
on exactly the 17th hour of playing this, my surroundings suddenly changed - i was now in a hospital. no matter how much i tried to make contact with the doctors, it seemed they did not notice me. I slumped down on a chair, feeling like giving up and calling 999, until my chair suddenly changed into a bed. a hospital bed. i looked around, and saw the drip. i looked down to where my feet would be, but this was not the case. my legs were gone. i screamed aloud "THY SCALLYWAGS, HOW DARE THEE STEAL THY LEGS!" but alas, nobody responded, neither did they even seem to have any reaction at all.
I stood up, before remembering that i did not have legs, and screamed and cried for what seemed like hours. that is when the only person who responded to me arrived. It was the "gaem blob" as i called it. he stared down at me in pity, before reaching for my neck, lifting me into the air, and - this is the best way i can describe it - reached into my flesh and pulled out my liver. It was so abrupt that i did not have time to properly react, and therefore exclaimed "bit rude innit". I know this was probably not the most appropriate response giving the circumstances, but i was in such shock that i did not realise that i had started writing this review.
the end 🍑 💨
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This game kinda gud
Nothing to say. It's kinda gud.
What
This is creepy this game download itself
Downloaded itself
It’s an alright game but it downloaded itself on my phone
Bad game
I lost instantly the game is too hard I’m never playing again
Decent idea, alright execution
Love the comment blocks and spiky thingys but a problem I am having with this game is that it’s not smooth, it feels stiff i don’t know how else to describe it, it’s kind of unappealing
Man he really did fall off
The game overall is good but what happened to the OG ball it was like a moon but now it’s an ugly zombie (thumbnail for example) no offense but its kinda weird I miss the one in the tiktoks
The gaem of all time 🥶😲
This gaem is so good I felt it coming inside me! So cool
It’s alright I guess
I’ve watched you make this game for a while but it just has a ridiculous amount of adds
👍👍👏👏👏
Get yo grippers out
Please help
How does this games scoring work?
5/5
I got this because I follow you on TikTok and have no regrets
Bad game
This game controls so badly and has like zero substance to it as it moves too quick it’s the same bad gameplay over and over
very epic
I HAVE WAITED SOO LONG FOR THIS AND IT WAS FUN but…
i didn’t see me but that’s fine!
i didn’t see me but that’s fine!
Hooo
Damn Shawty dis game so cracked
lol
So I don’t think I was in this game but it’s pretty fun. The controls in my opinion are kinda wonky. That’s all I have to say
ITS FINALLY OUT!!!
Ive been waiting 4 this game to come out and its here and very fun! Customizable and with TikTok comments as the platforms you land on makes it very interesting
Gg
I am the gaem hahahaha
