The "On Cinema" Film Guide User Reviews

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Patriotic

I use this to brush up on my democratic fundamentals

Eric Banana

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Good reviews and great extras

I give this app 3 stars.

It’s handy and has a review for almost any film you can think of, but the analysis isn’t as in depth as you might be accustomed to from Tim and Gregg if you’re a regular viewer of On Cinema. The app is aesthetically a bit dated and could really use a brush up

However, I’m giving this another two stars because of the extras. I’m not a US citizen nor do I live in the United States, but the US constitution is a genius addition to this app. When I’m doing research about the deep state, I can conveniently check constitutionality in my Film Guide app!
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Very disappointing

There appears to be no reviews of any recent films! The only reason I bought the app was to checkout views on movies just released to see if they’re worth going to - but NONE of the ones I entered were there. Perhaps the cue is the title at the top of the app’s home page - β€˜2017 Mobile version’. Even the previous user reviews were rubbish - nobody even mentions that the app doesn’t review recent films. In short if all you want to know about is old films then fine - otherwise don’t buy this app!!
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Popcorn

I made the popcorn recipe in the app. It wasn’t listed but I used ghee as the base oil and it came out great. I’m an Act II guy myself but wow get rid of the microwave and try your stove! It tasted like I was back in front of the silver screen at my favorite local theater. I was able to read the Constitution of the United States while eating the popcorn which was a nice bonus, but I would give this app 4 stars because they didn’t include the amendments. The popcorn is really great though and there’s also some movie reviews and suggestions so they earned that star back.

Now that I think of it I could have watched a movie while eating the popcorn, instead of reading the constitution. Maybe in the future they’ll add watching the movies they suggest through the app. Or maybe just add a notification β€œHey don’t forget to watch a movie!” when you follow the popcorn recipe. Logical next step. But yeah it seems to be mainly about movies so popcorn and constitution enjoyers- buyer beware. But who doesn’t like movies?

5 stars.
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6 bags of popcorn and 6 bags of soda

this app is a great one. it has not only all episodes from movie experts but it’s also auto play and pops out so you can watch the review while you watch the movie which really gives you a sense of the knowledge they have for the movie.

overall amazing app. worth the money and i hope it goes to the tom cruise heidecker fund.
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Trust the Buff!

Even in 2022 this app is ESSENTIAL!

No audio, Ads before episodes. 0 bagger. Disappointing.

Should be taken down. There should at least be a developer note that the app doesnt work correctly anymore. I get that its 8 years old, so either fix the audio or stop selling it. I know its only .99 cents but c’mon it’s still money. At least if this is the biggest black eye for the otherwise stellar on cinema universe then the Heinetwork is still #1 in all media.
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a real five bagger!

i give this app five bags of popcorn and a little popcorn themed phone case to protect your phone while using it

No longer functions

App no longer works. No sound. Do not buy.

Great

It’s great.
Sincerely
Nick

a great time

It’s a shame that Apple’s review system is broken because really an app like this should be able to be given six stars and maybe a couple of Boy Scout’s thumbs up on the side. Overall guys it’s production is very amateurish, I especially enjoyed the review for the film Jaws 2, it’s an instant classic and really a lot of laughs for the whole family. All in all guys this is a great app, it’s slick, professional, it’s got everything you could want in an app I’d have to give it 5 stars
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Needs an update

This app does not work with iOS 11, which I did not know before I purchased it. The app needs to be updated.

No longer works

App crashes constantly on iOS 10 and not updated to work on iOS 11. I give it five bags of popcorn and a portable fan for those Chinese iPhone maker kids.

Doesn't work on iOS 10

Please update! I don't know what to watch anymore. What movies are good and which are great?

I give this app zero bags of popcorn

It recommended Gigli as a 5-bagger. Tim even said its his all-time favorite movie.

Zero bags.

Popcorn Classic

This app has changed my life. I love how detailed the film reviews are. Oh, and the clock extra will blow your mind!

This is a game-changer

Finally...an app that contains comprehensive reviews of all of the films in the American lexicon. Prior to stumbling across the app, I'd never heard of Tim & Gary. I can tell you one thing...this app is a game-changer...and I expect for Tim & Gary to become household names now. This is what the Internet was supposed to be for. It's not supposed to be games and stuff. It supposed to be hard work. This is what that is. And this is why I like it.
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Goofiest Shaz Ever

Guest is a great human. I give guest five bags of popcorn. I hope guest gets all the recognition guest deserves. And you will too.

Hey guys

Great app, great for families, great for fun. Feels a little weird rating this app on the "star" scale, so while I do give this app five stars, please know for accuracy's sake that I most definitely rate this app as 5 bags of popcorn, two bags of soda, and maybe throw in a phone charger as well since You're going to be using up all your battery looking up reviews from the best movie experts around!
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