Work Life Balance

Have you ever wanted a new career? Wanna try your hand at programming? Also wanna, I dunno, kill bugs and defeat project managers? Then I got the game for you! Work Life Balance is a rogue-like game with a simple premise - what if literally everything cost money? Moving, shooting, taking damage. It's all money, baby! Play out your demented fantasies of joining The Company, using the corporate card to wreak havoc on unsuspecting bugs! Buy weapons, traverse the skill tree, and kill your co-workers! Featuring a deep progression system, the ability to hire employees, equip multiple (upgradable) weapons, and become a living god! All in a sprints work! A note from Me: This is a hard game. Like, very hard. But (I'm told) it's fun! So download it today, you have nothing to lose except hours and hours on the toilet playing 'Just 1 more round'. OKAY THANKS LOVE YOU!