And yes, yes it does beat starchy goodness to every last part of my body. From my fingerling fingers and right down to my gosh darn tater-tot toes. So what are you waiting for? Get off that couch potato butt of yours and do something good for the potato loving world already. I did and now I do nothing but send potato stickers to every last person I know, non stop all day every day. Are all of my friends potatoes? Yes. Does that matter? No. You know why it doesn't matter? What kind of a circular questioning is this? Am I on trial? Do you have recordings of my conversations with said potato? Well until those tapes show up in court you have no case. Tell your potato lawyer to just pack his tiny brief case and call it a day because he's never making potato partner at this rate. Yea, that sinking feeling your feeling? It's regret. Regret for not buying these stickers already. Kinda like the regret I have placing that order at Potato Hut last night. I was told te potato I ordered was going to be driving a small Lambo, and is he here yet? No. Now what am I supposed to do with this small parking garage I built. Wait. I know. I'll send a flaming mad potato sticker from the one and only, official Yam Fam Potato Sticker Pack. Whew. Total lifesaver.
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