yapp: ai yap coach

yapp is a daily game now. one prompt, 90 seconds, 3 takes, best score wins... and the coaching is how you climb. what's new: • the game is free forever. recording, your score, your best line, your streak... never gated. your coach's written notes and voice note are the paid part, and they're already written the moment you finish a take. • your score is computed now, not vibed. the coach grades six things on every take — your opener, your story's spine, the detail only you could have said, clarity, delivery, your signature... and quotes the exact moment that earned each grade. same take, same score, every time. • 90+ is mythic. generic never scores in the 70s, no matter how polished. we don't want easy wins. • your daily card keeps score as you go... 68 → 74 → 82, best in orange. • your yap sign now comes on a trading card, built to be screenshotted. • dare a friend: "i got 74 on today's yapp. same prompt for everyone. beat me." fixed: • video retakes no longer freeze • notifications won't interrupt an active recording • onboarding coach previews now speak in the coaches' real voices • squashed a bug that could re-upload your first yapp as a duplicate