The Ned vs SATORIS
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both apps, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
The Ned
This app provides exclusive access for members of Ned’s Club and Ned Friends. Members can book tables, bedrooms, and fitness classes, explore stories, and discover special perks and benefits.
- Table reservations
- Bedroom bookings
- Event reservations
- Fitness class bookings
- Explore club stories
- Discover member perks
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This app is exclusively for members of Ned’s Club and Ned Friends. Ned’s Club members can reserve tables, bedrooms, events, fitness classes, explore our stories, and enjoy various perks. Ned Friends members can book bedrooms and tables and also discover perks.
SATORIS
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SATORIS is a private members' community and personal lifestyle concierge — one place for the moments, the rooms, and the people that matter. Membership is by invitation. Inside, your personal concierge is one message away, ready to arrange the extraordinary: a table at the right restaurant, a seat at a sold-out event, a trip planned end to end, or an introduction worth making. WHAT MEMBERS DO • Message a personal concierge any time — dining, travel, events and requests handled in a single thread • Discover curated events and experiences, and RSVP in a tap • Explore hand-picked venues and private rooms in London and beyond • Plan travel with door-to-door arrangements • Connect with a like-minded community • Manage everything from one beautifully simple app BY INVITATION ONLY SATORIS is a closed community. Access requires an invitation from a member, or an approved request to join. The art of living exceptionally.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is update cadence: SATORIS at every 5 days against The Ned's every 3 weeks. On price, ads, in-app purchases and device support there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Neither carries in-app purchases, so what you see is what you pay.
The Ned ships an update every 3 weeks, SATORIS every 5 days. The most recent releases landed on October 17, 2026 and October 4, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | The Ned | SATORIS |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 1.6 (22 ratings) — better | — |
| Positive reviews | 11.1% of reviews | — |
| Number of ratings | 22 — better | — |
| Update frequency | Every 3 weeks | Every 5 days — better |
| Ads | No | No |
| In-app purchases | No | No |
| Monetization | Free | — |
| Devices | iPhone, iPad, iPod — better | iPhone, iPod |
| Requires iOS | 15.0 — better | 15.1 |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 139 MB | 80 MB |
| Age rating | 12+ | 12+ |
| Developer | The Ned Limited | THE CLUB LONDON LIMITED |
In-app purchases
The Ned
No in-app purchases
SATORIS
No in-app purchases
