Barney Blinddarm vs Micro Drive
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both games, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Barney Blinddarm
A humorous and bloody game where players help a disembodied appendix named Barney make a spectacular escape. Time your taps to guide Barney's fall and aim for the rubbish bin lid to achieve a grand flight to freedom.
- Timed tap gameplay
- Guide falling character
- Aim for rubbish bin lid
- Blood pack physics
- Humorous narrative
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WARNING!! This app is very bloody and probably one of the silliest games on the AppStore !!! Barney is a young, dynamic and very good-looking appendix. But he's continually harassed by the small and large intestines on account of his size. One day he's finally had enough - he's all worked up and suddenly decides to break free ... ... shortly afterwards in the operating room: His big moment has come at last. Barney's just left the lower abdomen and seen the light of day. The head doctor holds him proudly aloft for all to see. ... and here you come into play ... To make Barney's first steps into freedom as spectacular as possible, your mission is as follows: Attempt to time his fall so he collides with the rapidly approaching rubbish bin lid. If you open the bin too soon or too late, Barney will either slam full speed on top of the rubbish bin or fall into the bin full of… …eww – you can probably imagine. 1.) Wait till the doc's got Barney between his fingers and is holding him to one side ready to throw. 2.) Tap the display once to make the doc push his leg and let Barney fall. 3.) Barney now begins to fall without stopping. 4.) Tap a second time and try to get Barney to hit the rubbish bin lid in mid-air. 5.) If you succeed, Barney will be flung towards freedom in a huge arc. 6.) Packs of blood lie scattered across the floor. If Barney lands on one, his flight takes longer. Good luck to you and a good flight to Barney!! This game is dedicated to my appendix Barney, who parted ways with me in December 1987 and has been kicking back in sunny Abuja / Nigeria ever since.
Micro Drive
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- Swipe left and right or tilt to turn. - Tap and hold to accelerate. Tap and hold to reach max speed. - At max speed you earn points faster. Try to beat your best score. - Simple yet addictive. - Collect golds on the road while driving and purchase new vehicles. - Get Fuel on time - 40+ vehicles. - Smooth gameplay. - Your Micro game to pass time and enjoy.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is in-app purchases: Micro Drive at none against Barney Blinddarm's 1. Barney Blinddarm's advantage is update cadence (monthly vs every 11 months) and iOS requirement (8.0 vs 12.0). On price, ads and device support there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Barney Blinddarm sells 1 one-off in-app purchase. Micro Drive asks for nothing beyond the download.
Barney Blinddarm ships an update monthly, Micro Drive every 11 months. The most recent releases landed on November 1, 2026 and November 3, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | Barney Blinddarm | Micro Drive |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 1.0 (2 ratings) — better | — |
| Positive reviews | 77.8% of reviews | — |
| Number of ratings | 2 — better | — |
| Update frequency | Monthly — better | Every 11 months |
| Ads | No | No |
| In-app purchases | Yes | No — better |
| Monetization | Free | — |
| Devices | iPhone, iPod | iPhone, iPad, iPod — better |
| Requires iOS | 8.0 — better | 12.0 |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 35 MB | 68 MB |
| Age rating | 12+ | 4+ |
| Developer | Jan Essig | Hakan Nehir |
In-app purchases
Barney Blinddarm
- Remove ads$0.99
Micro Drive
No in-app purchases
Questions
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