Comparison

No Proper Thief vs Congresswolf

Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both games, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.

Head to head
About

No Proper Thief

Embark on a thrilling bank heist where your decisions shape your survival and fortune. Navigate complex relationships with your crew and a captivating bank manager, facing consequences for every choice. Can you escape the chaos and get rich?

Highlights
  • Branching narrative choices
  • Team management
  • Relationship building
  • Consequence-driven gameplay
  • Multiple endings
  • Interactive fiction
Features
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Attempt to survive your first bank heist! Befriend or betray your team of bank robbers, make difficult choices, survive, go insane, fall in love, and get rich if you can in No Proper Thief, where every choice you make has a consequence. You never wanted a life of crime, but it's all you know. That doesn't mean transitioning from a life as a cocky con artist to a greenhorn bank robber doesn't scare you. In No Proper Thief you are Clyde Lamm, the Rooster, and you have a choice to make. In fact, you have dozens of choices to make throughout your upcoming adventure. Everything has consequences, too. You and your team, consisting of the leader Zebra, the muscle Stag, and the heart Marlin, have many obstacles to overcome. Still, in the midst of all the dark chaos of the initial robbery, there is a flame of positivity: an attractive young bank manager. Sure you stole her gold heirloom ring a while back, but it's a fair trade because that fox is stealing your heart. Can you make the hard choices and survive your first bank heist?

About

Congresswolf

Navigate a text-based interactive novel where you manage a Congressional campaign for a werewolf candidate. Your choices determine the story's outcome as you face media scrutiny, political challenges, and the potential for lycanthropy.

Highlights
  • Text-based interactive novel
  • Manage a Congressional campaign
  • Choices impact story
  • Play as any gender/orientation
  • Campaign strategy elements
  • Investigate a murder
Features
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Is the next member of Congress a werewolf? Can you survive a lycanthrope's bite? There's no silver bullet for winning an election! "Congresswolf" is an interactive novel by Ellen Cooper, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based—140,000 words, without graphics or sound effects—and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination. "Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner." — James Bovard When a werewolf murders your boss, you must step up to run a Congressional campaign all on your own. While werewolves, protestors, and worse—the media—lurk around every corner, you'll use everything you can to get your candidate elected. Email servers? Tax returns? Who cares. Election-season secrets and October surprises are nothing compared to the possibility that your candidate might be a werewolf...or that you might become one yourself. • Play as any gender, play as gay or straight • Set the right tone with your TV ads • Prep your candidate for debates • Impress big donors • Get out the vote • Find out who killed your predecessor • Decide where your candidate will stand on werewolf rights

Screenshots

No Proper Thief4 screens
Congresswolf4 screens

Verdict

The call

The clearest difference is rating: Congresswolf at 4.2 against No Proper Thief's 3.8. Congresswolf also leads on review sentiment (80% vs 57%) and update cadence (every 6 months vs every 22 months). On price, ratings volume, ads and in-app purchases there is nothing between them.

Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS

CostPrice · In-app purchases · Ads · Monetization

Both are free to download. No Proper Thief sells 1 one-off in-app purchase and Congresswolf sells 1 one-off in-app purchase. Whichever you choose, the download price is not the number that matters.

ReceptionRating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings

Congresswolf holds the better App Store score, 4.2 against 3.8. Both are backed by a comparable volume of ratings — 26 and 33 respectively. Written reviews point the same way: 57% of No Proper Thief's written reviews are positive against 80% of Congresswolf's.

UpkeepUpdate frequency

No Proper Thief ships an update every 22 months, Congresswolf every 6 months. The most recent releases landed on October 24, 2026 and October 20, 2026 respectively.

Scorecard3 real differences · 7 level
No Proper Thief versus Congresswolf: the parameters behind the verdict, then further details
ParameterNo Proper ThiefCongresswolf
PriceFreeFree
Rating3.8 (26 ratings)4.2 (33 ratings) — better
Positive reviews57.1% of reviews80.0% of reviews — better
Number of ratings2633 — better
Update frequencyEvery 22 monthsEvery 6 months — better
AdsYesYes
In-app purchasesYesYes
MonetizationFree with in-app purchasesFree with in-app purchases
DevicesiPhone, iPad, iPodiPhone, iPad, iPod
Requires iOS12.012.0
Further details — not scored
Size29 MB27 MB
Age rating12+12+
DeveloperHosted Games LLCChoice of Games LLC

Customer experience

No Proper Thief

All ratings26 ratings
Positive65.4%
Neutral11.5%
Negative23.1%
Written reviews7 reviews
Positive57.1%
Neutral28.6%
Negative14.3%

Congresswolf

All ratings33 ratings
Positive78.8%
Neutral12.1%
Negative9.1%
Written reviews30 reviews
Positive80.0%
Neutral10.0%
Negative10.0%

In-app purchases

1 purchases

No Proper Thief

One-time1
  • Rest of the Game$3.99
1 purchases

Congresswolf

One-time1
  • Rest of the Game$4.99

Questions

Is No Proper Thief free?
No Proper Thief is free to download, with in-app purchases available.
Is Congresswolf free?
Congresswolf is free to download, with in-app purchases available.
Which has better reviews, No Proper Thief or Congresswolf?
Congresswolf is rated higher. No Proper Thief averages 3.8 out of 5 from 26 ratings, while Congresswolf averages 4.2 from 33 ratings.
Do No Proper Thief or Congresswolf have ads?
Both No Proper Thief and Congresswolf show ads.
Which is updated more often, No Proper Thief or Congresswolf?
No Proper Thief ships an update every 22 months, and Congresswolf every 6 months. Most recently, No Proper Thief was updated on October 24, 2026 and Congresswolf on October 20, 2026.

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