No Proper Thief vs Deal

Attempt to survive your first bank heist! Befriend or betray your team of bank robbers, make difficult choices, survive, go insane, fall in love, and get rich if you can in No Proper Thief, where every choice you make has a consequence. You never wanted a life of crime, but it's all you know. That doesn't mean transitioning from a life as a cocky con artist to a greenhorn bank robber doesn't scare you. In No Proper Thief you are Clyde Lamm, the Rooster, and you have a choice to make. In fact, you have dozens of choices to make throughout your upcoming adventure. Everything has consequences, too. You and your team, consisting of the leader Zebra, the muscle Stag, and the heart Marlin, have many obstacles to overcome. Still, in the midst of all the dark chaos of the initial robbery, there is a flame of positivity: an attractive young bank manager. Sure you stole her gold heirloom ring a while back, but it's a fair trade because that fox is stealing your heart. Can you make the hard choices and survive your first bank heist?

Welcome to the room where world peace is decided… if peace talks were a breaking-news comedy show. Deal-Maker is a satirical diplomacy game. Sit at the table with Trump, Putin, Zelensky, Biden and Xi, pick your lines and try to sign a peace deal before memes, egos and absurd geopolitics blow it all up. The leaders react to your tone: be polite, be tough, or just say something ridiculous. WHAT'S INSIDE • Live TV-news format: breaking-news ticker, live portraits and a chance-of-peace meter • 5 absurd venues, from a UN toilet to a golden hall in Jeddah and an abandoned circus • 8 mini-games dealt like cards: rig an election to 146%, keep the S&P 500 above the crash line, build a legacy tower, shoot down drones without hitting the dove of peace, mute a hot mic, stamp absurd paperwork, survive the interpreter and argue about the shape of the table • Peace almost happens: a SIGN button that runs away from your finger, a PEACE.EXE update stuck at 99% and a captcha to prove you're not a dictator • 13 diplomatic failures to collect, from “peace” translated as “cheese” to sanctions on beetroot • Dozens of dialogue lines and fresh memes • English, Russian and Ukrainian No sign-up. Short sessions. Pure political parody. This game is satire. All characters are caricatures and all events are fictional. Politics has never been this absurdly fun.