Bastard Café vs UMEUS
Price, ratings, monetisation and update history for both apps, side by side — with what reviewers say about each.
Bastard Café
Explore a vast library of board games, manage your membership, and find café locations. Book tables and claim gift vouchers easily. Perfect for board game enthusiasts and café visitors.
- Discover thousands of board games
- Filter games by player count, time, complexity
- Manage membership status and expiry
- Claim and manage gift vouchers
- Find café locations and book tables
- View opening hours and addresses
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Welcome to the official Bastard Café app — your companion for Copenhagen's best board game experience. DISCOVER GAMES Search our ever-growing library of thousands of board games. Filter by player count, play time, complexity, and type. Browse curated collections, check out the latest additions, and see our Game of the Month. YOUR MEMBERSHIP View your membership status, expiry date, and plan details right from the app. Show your QR code at the bar for quick verification. GIFT VOUCHERS Claim and manage your gift vouchers directly in the app. Members only. LOCATIONS Find opening hours, addresses, food safety ratings, and book a table at any of our Copenhagen locations. BUILT FOR CAFÉ GOERS Whether you're a regular or visiting for the first time, the Bastard Café app makes it easy to explore our game library and manage your membership on the go.
UMEUS
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The UMEUS app From the moment you move into your Studio at UMEUS, the UMEUS app will be your trusted digital helper and access point to all relevant information about your Studio and the community of UMEUS. The UMEUS app includes: - Your “Home Assistant” for you to ask questions or report any issues you might experience to the UMEUS Team. - A messaging system to communicate directly with your Community Manager. - A storage of all your UMEUS housing documents. - A booking system where you can book some of the common areas and facilities. - Event calendar with all of the upcoming social events at UMEUS. The UMEUS app will make sure to keep you updated on all the newest information and send you community service updates via push notifications. The UMEUS app is developed to service you every day when living at UMEUS.
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Verdict
The clearest difference is update cadence: UMEUS at every 5 weeks against Bastard Café's every 10 months. Bastard Café's advantage is iOS requirement (13.0 vs 15.5). On price, ads, in-app purchases and device support there is nothing between them.
Scored on Price · Rating · Positive reviews · Number of ratings · Update frequency · Ads · In-app purchases · Monetization · Best chart rank · Devices · Requires iOS
Both are free to download. Neither carries in-app purchases, so what you see is what you pay.
Bastard Café ships an update every 10 months, UMEUS every 5 weeks. The most recent releases landed on June 25, 2026 and August 3, 2026 respectively.
| Parameter | Bastard Café | UMEUS |
|---|---|---|
| Price | Free | Free |
| Rating | 5.0 (1 ratings) — better | — |
| Number of ratings | 1 — better | — |
| Update frequency | Every 10 months | Every 5 weeks — better |
| Ads | No | No |
| In-app purchases | No | No |
| Monetization | Free | — |
| Devices | iPhone, iPad, iPod — better | iPhone, iPod |
| Requires iOS | 13.0 — better | 15.5 |
| Further details — not scored | ||
| Size | 1 MB | 100 MB |
| Age rating | 12+ | 17+ |
| Developer | Oddity Industries IVS | Hococo ApS |
In-app purchases
Bastard Café
No in-app purchases
UMEUS
No in-app purchases
