This app delivers brutally honest weather forecasts with savage humor. It uses real weather data and adds a sarcastic twist to make you laugh, even when the forecast is bad. Get accurate predictions with a side of wit.




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The best weather hates you apps on iPhone average 4.6★ across 244+ titles — we've ranked them by what real users actually keep on their phones. Updated October 2026.
| # | App | Price | Rating | Ads | In-App Purchases | Updated | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Free | 5.0★ (2) | No | Yes | Aug 2026 | ||
| 2 | Free | 4.8★ (1.8M) | No | No | Oct 2026 | ||
| 3 | Free | 4.5★ (9K) | Yes | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 4 | Free | 4.7★ (191K) | Yes | No | Oct 2026 | ||
| 5 | Free | 4.7★ (4.8K) | No | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 6 | Free | 4.7★ (2.5K) | No | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 7 | Free | 4.6★ (262K) | Yes | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 8 | Free | 4.6★ (28K) | Yes | Yes | Oct 2026 |




This app delivers brutally honest weather forecasts with savage humor. It uses real weather data and adds a sarcastic twist to make you laugh, even when the forecast is bad. Get accurate predictions with a side of wit.



Get detailed weather forecasts, including hourly and 10-day outlooks for temperature, precipitation, and wind. Explore weather patterns with interactive maps and receive timely alerts for severe conditions. Track air quality, sun and moon cycles, and historical trends to plan ahead.






This app provides accurate weather forecasts with a humorous and often profane twist. It offers detailed daily and hourly predictions, along with various weather-related indices and customizable phrase settings. Users can choose to purchase the app outright or opt for a subscription for unlimited access.