This app delivers brutally honest weather forecasts with savage humor. It uses real weather data and adds a sarcastic twist to make you laugh, even when the forecast is bad. Get accurate predictions with a side of wit.




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The best weather hates you apps on iPhone average 4.6★ across 245+ titles — we've ranked them by what real users actually keep on their phones. Updated November 2026.
| # | App | Price | Rating | Ads | In-App Purchases | Updated | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Free | 5.0★ (2) | No | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 2 | Free | 4.7★ (4.8K) | No | Yes | Nov 2026 | ||
| 3 | Free | 4.6★ (1.6K) | Yes | Yes | Oct 2026 | ||
| 4 | Free | 4.5★ (21K) | No | No | Nov 2026 | ||
| 5 | Free | 4.6★ (145K) | Yes | Yes | Nov 2026 | ||
| 6 | Free | 4.8★ (209) | Yes | Yes | Nov 2026 | ||
| 7 | Free | 4.9★ (20) | No | No | Nov 2026 | ||
| 8 | Free | 4.6★ (262K) | Yes | Yes | Nov 2026 |




This app delivers brutally honest weather forecasts with savage humor. It uses real weather data and adds a sarcastic twist to make you laugh, even when the forecast is bad. Get accurate predictions with a side of wit.



This app delivers accurate weather forecasts with a humorous twist. Enjoy thousands of funny phrases, beautiful backgrounds, and detailed weather information. Share the laughs with friends.






This app delivers weather forecasts with a humorous and often offensive twist. Get accurate weather updates alongside jokes and commentary that change with the conditions. Users can even submit their own jokes.