This app delivers brutally honest weather forecasts with savage humor. It uses real weather data and adds a sarcastic twist to make you laugh, even when the forecast is bad. Get accurate predictions with a side of wit.




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The best weather hates you apps on iPhone average 4.7★ across 246+ titles — we've ranked them by what real users actually keep on their phones. Updated September 2026.
| # | App | Price | Rating | Ads | In-App Purchases | Updated | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Free | 5.0★ (2) | No | Yes | Aug 2026 | ||
| 2 | Free | 4.7★ (191K) | Yes | No | Sep 2026 | ||
| 3 | Free | 4.5★ (9K) | Yes | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 4 | Free | 4.8★ (1.8M) | No | No | Sep 2026 | ||
| 5 | Free | 4.7★ (4.8K) | No | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 6 | Free | 4.7★ (2.5K) | No | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 7 | Free | 4.8★ (6M) | Yes | Yes | Sep 2026 | ||
| 8 | Free | 4.7★ (65) | Yes | Yes | Sep 2026 |




This app delivers brutally honest weather forecasts with savage humor. It uses real weather data and adds a sarcastic twist to make you laugh, even when the forecast is bad. Get accurate predictions with a side of wit.






Get accurate local weather forecasts and alerts, including detailed temperature tracking, snow predictions, and severe weather warnings. Visualize weather patterns with interactive radar and maps, and plan travel with global forecasts for up to 20 cities. Enjoy a beautiful, immersive interface with stunning photography and animated weather modules.






This app provides accurate weather forecasts with a humorous and often profane twist. It offers detailed daily and hourly predictions, along with various weather-related indices and customizable phrase settings. Users can choose to purchase the app outright or opt for a subscription for unlimited access.