Awful but hot
I have fallen deeply in love with HorseHead~Kun and left my boyfriend and family behind it has ruined my life but pretty fun I guess
My only prince
My boyfriend just left me for another girl. I thought I could never find love again. Until my one. My only. Horse prince. He made me feel like I could love again and I did. I loved him. It wasn’t crazy, it was true love. Feeding my man carrots, training him, and talking to him, I had fallen in love. Word got out I had found my love. My ex texted me saying who’s the new guy so as any not crazy girlfriend would do... I sent him a pic of my handsome horse prince. Surely I thought he would be jealous. Oh yes he was. He couldn’t believe I had found such a beautiful man to call my own. He asked to meet him so I set up a date and time. U would never believe what happened. My ex broke up with his girlfriend for my mans!!! I couldn’t believe it. So the first thing I did was go to the hunting section of McDonalds and I bought the first semi automatic I could lay my eyes on. A week later my and my horse prince went on our daily walks while eating carrots. And who would have thought a crime scene right in front of the ranch. Who was this dead man you may be wondering. My ex!!!!!
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Mmm ya mmmm
Mmm yes mmmm oh yeah
My stepmother ruined my life, but this game got my on track again
When I was younger, I always loved horses and anime. But I could never find an anime that fit my needs on horses. And the kids at school would tease me about my horses. So one day, my step mother took away my horses and threw them down the bottomless well right next to my country side abode. I cried so much, I felt that my life had lost its purpose. Every night, I would cry my eyes out hiding under my blanket while watching Free Rein. I would wonder why I couldn’t Be Zoe and Raven riding through the hills. Until one day, I was sobbing while texting my bestie, another horse lover, and she sent me a screenshot of a game. What game is it? Well it’s My Horse Prince! I was immediately intrigued by this wonder of a game. The anime style with the combinations of horses was truly amazing. I remember seeing the horse head for the first time and thinking, “I want a guy like that”. Not only is he so polite, but the characters are so well written and adorable. This game really got to me. It understood me. And it got me going again and gave me a purpose in life. And suddenly, my skin cleared, my grades got higher, I graduated at the top of my class and I got a PhD in psychology. So this game is really more than it seems.
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This game saved my life
Let me start off by saying, my life isn’t great, I’m not a very social or happy person. I don’t have many friends and I’m certainly not in any kind of relationship. And if I’m being completely honest, this game genuinely really helped me a lot.
Firstly, I’m a real stickler of art and aesthetic and the graphics of this game are entirely beautiful and spectacular. They’re the first thing you notice about the game and they elicited the first positive emotions I’ve felt in a long time.
Secondly, the writing and direction of each character is no less than genius, the main character and the titular horse prince have an unequivocally beautiful chemistry unrivalled by any relationship I’ve ever seen in any other medium.
As I’ve previously stated, I’m pretty much a loner, I’m a straight male and I’m not really into horses or princes, but the things he says, and the whole ordeal of looking after someone who cares about you really just makes me so genuinely happy.
This game saved me. And I’m so grateful to have had the opportunity to experience this masterpiece for myself. From the bottom of my heart, I’d like to thank the app developer for gifting us with this god sent application.
Sincerely, Horse Prince Fan #1
Firstly, I’m a real stickler of art and aesthetic and the graphics of this game are entirely beautiful and spectacular. They’re the first thing you notice about the game and they elicited the first positive emotions I’ve felt in a long time.
Secondly, the writing and direction of each character is no less than genius, the main character and the titular horse prince have an unequivocally beautiful chemistry unrivalled by any relationship I’ve ever seen in any other medium.
As I’ve previously stated, I’m pretty much a loner, I’m a straight male and I’m not really into horses or princes, but the things he says, and the whole ordeal of looking after someone who cares about you really just makes me so genuinely happy.
This game saved me. And I’m so grateful to have had the opportunity to experience this masterpiece for myself. From the bottom of my heart, I’d like to thank the app developer for gifting us with this god sent application.
Sincerely, Horse Prince Fan #1
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Changed my life... for the better! 🤭
I was but a young lass when my mother left due to my abusive father. He was such a terrible man, and according to my mother, terrible in bed as well. One day, during his usual beat down, a horse had stuck his head into the window. He lead me into a home where I was happily cared for. And after that, horses were my life and I was obsessed with horses. Walking through the streets, an ad caught my attention. Though very brief, that glance changed my life. An ad for drugs with a horse picture on it, like the bait to a world of addiction. I devoted my life to all things related to horses, even mildly, that was the bridge to my spiraling addiction. Down the rabbit hole of powdery hell, with crack up my nose, I met... HIM. The hottest horse, the spark of light, an angel with hooves. His neigh towards me was a drug, a better drug, one that got me high and hooked not even within a whiff. His face, oh the Greek god chiseled his cheekbones and carved that strong, muscular body of his. I had found my horse prince.
(disclaimer: this is a joke but this is still a fun app to poke fun at.)
(disclaimer: this is a joke but this is still a fun app to poke fun at.)
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The Review Of Two disapproved friends
So my dong fell off one night and I need some blood to keep it up nothing says blood rushing back to the dong like a horse guy thing. Anyways I saw my girlfriend playing this and I knew something was wrong and she told me she has a bigger dong then explained to me how she was cheating on me with the Horse guy in the game I lost all hope so I ended up considering killing myself so I cut my wrist and the police he told me I’m taking you to the hospital he explained how he rode a horse though it was a normal horse not the guy horse anyways after I was taken to the hospital t they told me I had cancer and I had 8 months to live so in the end I hate that horse. 2/5
This game is a disappointment. My daughter is a massive weeb and this is furthering her addiction to animated characters. Not a day goes by where I don’t see her looking at pictures of her so called “Horse Prince” and drooling over her keyboard, with her hand in the land of sin. Thus game is dangerous for our generation of 47 up, as we can see on her, and should be shamed for the satanic sins in the game, such as feeding CARROTS to a horse to gain its favor, gluttony and lust at its finest. Thus, this game should be replaced with the Calvinist holy bible app with Jesus voice reading it. Disappointing, good plot, 4/5.
This game is a disappointment. My daughter is a massive weeb and this is furthering her addiction to animated characters. Not a day goes by where I don’t see her looking at pictures of her so called “Horse Prince” and drooling over her keyboard, with her hand in the land of sin. Thus game is dangerous for our generation of 47 up, as we can see on her, and should be shamed for the satanic sins in the game, such as feeding CARROTS to a horse to gain its favor, gluttony and lust at its finest. Thus, this game should be replaced with the Calvinist holy bible app with Jesus voice reading it. Disappointing, good plot, 4/5.
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got rid of my depression
ever since I was a child my life has been full of pure misery. my mom got hit by a car in front of my own eyes when I was just seven years old and my dad fell into alcoholism and is addicted to heroin and is in a hospital connected to life-support and almost dead. when my wife left me and took all my money and the kids away, i had nothing to live for I was ready to end it all. as I stood on the bridge a mile away from my house I was texting the reminence of my family members my goodbyes when all of a sudden, this game appeared on my homescreen. my life change for the better. that day I walked away from the bridge and decided not to give up. every single day, my sexy pale skinned brunette horse prince inspires me to be the best i can be. it wasn’t for my horse prince and our unbreakable bond, I wouldn’t be alive right now. this game gave me life and has filled me with happiness. my depression went away and i stopped cutting myself after I started playing and now I am no longer the sad and miserable person that I used to be. I recommend this game for anybody out there who needs a reason to keep on going ❤️🐴
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From meme to my steamy dream
One day I saw this as a meme on my favorite social media platform. I looked at it and I thought," What is this, it must be so weird and dumb, I'm never downloading and definitely not playing it!" That was months ago.... I saw the meme again; but instead of having the same reaction of repulsion I decided to give it a chance, that maybe I might have judged it too hard.... And thus began my journey of a lifetime with my magestic and oh so sexy and sensual horseman.... I couldn't believe it! I was overwhelmed and completely enraptured with bliss and an overall sense of desire for this
man-stallion of my dreams.... Thank you so much developers, this game gave me a reason to keep going and to find love, true love! I can't wait for there to be a sequel and to have many more sensual and forbidden adventures with the love whom bond is considered to be taboo, anathema even!!! I love and always will love you!!! My lusty stead for which my hunger only grows more voracious and insatiable!!! My four legged steam dream, you will always be in my daydreams and in all of my most fantastical of visions!!
man-stallion of my dreams.... Thank you so much developers, this game gave me a reason to keep going and to find love, true love! I can't wait for there to be a sequel and to have many more sensual and forbidden adventures with the love whom bond is considered to be taboo, anathema even!!! I love and always will love you!!! My lusty stead for which my hunger only grows more voracious and insatiable!!! My four legged steam dream, you will always be in my daydreams and in all of my most fantastical of visions!!
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I love how they try force you into giving a five star review, so charming
This game is so amazing in so may different ways that I could rant on about it forever. First off, the art style changes is refreshing and incredible, second, the plot of the game is absolutely INCREDIBLE!!! (If a little creepy)
