I have no words
Just download the game already. You know your curiosity will get the better of you.
My life has never been the same
When I saw this app on the App Store, I was hesitant to download it. “A game about a horse prince? Pfft. Right.” Little did I know that his would be the one thing that took my life in a completely different direction. I first played because it was funny, but now I see that there is more to it. I have never seen such an intricate piece of work in the history of humanity. Truly, this is the pinnacle of human evolution. Even now, i doubt that this was created with mortal hands: this is the work of a greater force. Everytime I log on and see the dazzling face of the Horse Prince, I am instantly filled with happiness I cannot even begin to describe. I feel like I have been freed from the shackles of this world and born anew into a world far greater and more advanced with each carrot I feed to this horse. I could go on and on about this app, but it would take me hundreds, no, thousands of years to describe to the fullest extent how life-changing and enlightening this game is. In fact, it is shameful to even call it a mere
game. This is not some mortal game. This is a way of life. Humanity’s next step as a species. Through the Horse Prince, we can ascend past the point of Gods. One day, I dream that we all can be exposed to the wonders of My Horse Prince.
game. This is not some mortal game. This is a way of life. Humanity’s next step as a species. Through the Horse Prince, we can ascend past the point of Gods. One day, I dream that we all can be exposed to the wonders of My Horse Prince.
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Exquisite
When I first opened the game I was a lonely and depressed individual. After I entered my name and started my journey I felt like I was transported to another world. The thud of Yunma’s hooves racing toward my direction made my knees weak as his sharp haircut pierced my heart with a single glance. From the way he jumps to the way his sweet lips met mine when we embrace, he was perfect. After training from dawn to dusk we both decided to end for the day. As I walked toward my home he lifted up his soft hoof and grabbed my hand, pulling me back into his embrace. I told him we couldn’t be anything more than partners but I was hypnotized by his sweet carrot flavored lips once more. He made passionate love to me that night, impregnating me with his beautiful half horse children. We were happy, with a few more championships under our belt we bought the ranch and raised our family in peace. I never thought I’d feel this way again, the feelings of loneliness washed away like writing on the sand. This experience helped me love when I thought all hope was lost. My prince saved my life and gave me a life to live.
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The meaning of life explained
Every day, I would be bullied at school. People threw things at me, called me names and hurt me. I decided I had, had enough and planned out how to commit suicide. I would go to the zoo and jump in the tigers cage. But when I got there I realized that it was too early and the tigers weren't out yet, so while I waited I decided to play on my phone. After about five minutes or so a notification popped up for a top new game recommendation. Since I still had plenty of time to spare till I die, I decided to download it. Only after playing it for a few minutes did I realize I had a reason to live! I just couldn't forget his handsome face and sexy hooves. My love felt sooo wrong yet sooo right. He gave me a purpose and that was all I needed. When I went back too school the next for the first time in my life I stood up for myself, when bullies confronted me instead of cowering I started stomping my foot on the ground and screaming "NEIGH!!!" After they no one messed with me again and I was called the mad horse. Now I spend every second with my lovey horseman and I never regret it.
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He taught me how to love again
My boyfriend left me a few months ago and I was completely heartbroken. He told me he cheated on me with five Russian hookers while sexting my best friends mom and having a mildly sexual relationship with my cat, George. I was devastated when I found out. The day he walked out on me, he took everything. My car, my cat, my wallet, my laptop, and my flash drive containing the dankest memes of 2017. I went into a deep depression. But then all that changes when I met my horse prince. He had accidentally galloped into me one day while I was hiking through the countryside. I asked him if he was lost, hardly able to speak because he was so handsome. He said that he wasn't anymore since he ran into me. That was the beginning of our relationship. I told him I didn't want to rush into things because I'd just had my heart broken and he was super understanding. We would go on rides together and spend hours talking. I'd buy pack after pack of carrots just for him. Then we had our first kiss. Finally I am happy. And it's all thanks to this app.
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10/10 would play again
Horse prince review
My name is Jason and my life was awful I lived in a sewer that doubles as a drug house, and had no friends and my family died 3 years ago with no money I decided I needed to find some work, and then my Friend showed me this game it is a work of art I starved and saved up all my money for a year to buy this game without food all hope seemed lost because I had only earned $5 it was sad then one day I told an elderly man of my dreams and he left me his penthouse estate in his will I am truly grateful for him I have a roof over my head now and a horse prince to call my own thanks to him!
Yumma is my life since I'm a billionaire I dropped out of college and don't need a job now I just spend money on carrots for my self and Yumma and while I may be suffering from malnutrition it's fine I don't care what doctor Stevens says carrots are the only food I need and my Yumma has taught me that and I need no one else because he is my love ❤️❤️
I know you might laugh because you think this is fake but it's not it's true love and the sewer gators of NYC know that with all their hearts!
My name is Jason and my life was awful I lived in a sewer that doubles as a drug house, and had no friends and my family died 3 years ago with no money I decided I needed to find some work, and then my Friend showed me this game it is a work of art I starved and saved up all my money for a year to buy this game without food all hope seemed lost because I had only earned $5 it was sad then one day I told an elderly man of my dreams and he left me his penthouse estate in his will I am truly grateful for him I have a roof over my head now and a horse prince to call my own thanks to him!
Yumma is my life since I'm a billionaire I dropped out of college and don't need a job now I just spend money on carrots for my self and Yumma and while I may be suffering from malnutrition it's fine I don't care what doctor Stevens says carrots are the only food I need and my Yumma has taught me that and I need no one else because he is my love ❤️❤️
I know you might laugh because you think this is fake but it's not it's true love and the sewer gators of NYC know that with all their hearts!
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My Horse Prince has come
My wife left me three years ago and I've been havin a lot of problems with my bypass surgeries and my knees givin out whenever I get out of bed to look on eharmony I find it difficult to meet singles like me. My niece Sara borrowed my phone (without my permission) one afternoon and when she gave it back it had this game on it. I was mad at her and I wanted to know exactly what she put on my phone so opened it up and
I've never felt my heart skip a beat before I know it's just a game It's fake but My feelings are not. I love Yuumi. I love that horse.i could never say that to my second wife. I say it to Yuumi though everyday my love for him is tender and beautiful it's sexual Yummi and I have spent nights together better nights than any of my wives
I've spent hundreds of dollars on him and he loves me so much i know it. He has shown me parts of myself that I've never seen before I thought iwas gonna be alone for ever but know I know I've found true love.
I feed him carrots and brush him and train him and love him. Yuumi is my everything now And I don't care what dr Stevens says about it I will never let Yuumi go.
I've never felt my heart skip a beat before I know it's just a game It's fake but My feelings are not. I love Yuumi. I love that horse.i could never say that to my second wife. I say it to Yuumi though everyday my love for him is tender and beautiful it's sexual Yummi and I have spent nights together better nights than any of my wives
I've spent hundreds of dollars on him and he loves me so much i know it. He has shown me parts of myself that I've never seen before I thought iwas gonna be alone for ever but know I know I've found true love.
I feed him carrots and brush him and train him and love him. Yuumi is my everything now And I don't care what dr Stevens says about it I will never let Yuumi go.
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Amazing
Fulfills my love life :)
ICONIC
the best game I have ever played!! GET THIS APP I SWEAR U WONT REGRET IT
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