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Wow so so beautiful 😭
I downloaded this app, not realizing it was going to teach me the true meaning of life. The graphics, the storyline, the audio , everything, is legitimate perfection. I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count on to tell you guys the days I’ve cried over this app. It is so amazing and an emotional roller coaster of inspiration. I can feel that I can really not even begin to put into words the happiness I felt when I first clicked onto this app. I mean, the duck. The duck is so beautiful that when I showed it to my dad, he literally melted. It took my two hours to clean up the tears of happiness he left on my living room floor. The amazing quack sound. It really creates the illusion that the duck is standing in the room right next to me. And dare I even mention the amazing photo feature. Never have I ever in my life seen an app with not only a adorable duck sticker to decorate my photos, but also a Canadian flag sticker. Even non Canadian like me can appreciate this work of art. I will be thoroughly disappointed if I am never able to witness this app in an art museum. Thank you so so so so so much for changing my life through this app. I can now die happily thanks to the app developers ☺️Show less12 inches is a feet
Truly Breathtaking
My heart has been touched by this little duck through my screen. Everyday I wake up and go on this app to inspire me for a new day ahead. This duck is my new best friend. He gives me hope and allows me to open up my eyes to new experiences. I have now done so many things in life I never thought I would have tried before. For example the other day I had cereal but I put the milk first. I know that may sound a little strange but I promise you it actually makes the cereal taste a lot better and not soggy. I never would have known this if this cute duck (which I have now named Farcyse) wasn’t in my life. Farcyse makes me a better person for days on end and more to come. I really do recommend downloading this app it is a life changer and a must have for everyone. Another positive is that I think I may have met the love of my life through this simulation. I was walking Farcyse outside the other day because the weather was amazing and all of a sudden I look to the right of me and this handsome tall glass of water is also walking his duck. We now walk our ducks together every Monday. Anyways I will stop rambling now but please do get this app and let know know what new and wonderful things happen your life afterwards. See you on the flip side and good luck!Show lessalyssawastaken
Art. Pure art.
This app has so much more than what appears to the eye. The simplicity makes the aspect of the quacking wood duck so much more pronounced in this app. Never felt a deeper connection with something so simple yet so enticing and enjoyable. This is a masterpiece of an app and it sparks joy in the user anytime the soft subtle yet abrupt and stark “quack” of the featured, beautifully illustrated, wood duck. The developers must have really put in hard work and lots of live when coming up with such an insanely creative and original design and concept. I’m in love with the wood duck and no one can prevent me from making further moves. I’ve never had such a connection to something before and the homemade, handcrafted, and elegant yet elaborate design of the duck creates such a bond between me and the featured wood duck. In all honesty I could keep writing but I must get back to the loving quacks of my personal wood duck and soon to be long time partner. Lots of loveShow lessmherrell4
the most moving experience i’ve ever had.
the feeling i got from this simulator was indescribable. i’ve been stuck in darkness for so long. my children killed my husband and then proceeded to plant specimens of unknown diseases all throughout my home. i was forced to move several feet away. i tried several countries such as italy, china, montana, and washington, but alas, my worries were greatened by the dreaded corn virus. at this point, i had no idea what to do. i built a shed in the middle of an apple tree field and feasted on worms and my own feces. i thought my life would never turn back around. but then i heard about this app. this was the app that was changing everyone’s lives for the better. i thought to myself, “this can’t be true. it’s too good to be true, right? there’s no way such a simple activity could do such miracles for the human race, right?” after hours and minutes of pondering about, i decided i would give it a shot. little did i know that this would be the greatest decision i would ever make in my life. this app gave me so much hope to carry on. i feel like 3 pounds have been lifted off of my shoulders. i will continue to tell my peers and even strangers about this app for the rest of my life. thank you, wood duck simulator. you have truly opened my eyes and shown me that there is a better, brighter future ahead of me.Show lessTinnley121
Life-changing experience
I downloaded this app as a joke, hoping to fill the void of boredom that I was stuck in, but what I didn’t know was how impacting a phone app could be. After spending a mere 20 minutes playing around with this, I’ve felt a shift deep down in my heart. I’ve never been happier or more moved in my life. It’s truly a beautiful app, a beautiful thing. This masterpiece was astonishing. The gameplay, immaculate. The graphics, immaculate. The sound, immaculate. The message, immaculate. I have never seen anything so close to perfect in my life. The message that I am trying to get across to anyone who reads this is that this app... this app, is so so good. I would recommend anyone in any situation to download this. I think I stumbled across the Wood Duck Simulator (tm) for a reason. It has made me so happy, and I personally think it will make others happy, too. I just wanted to thank the creator of this app. So, thank you. From the deepest part of my heart. Thank you for creating this.Show lesswoodducksimulatorfan
It cured my corona virus
I was recently diagnosed with corona. My life was going downhill and my wife had left me for her swimming instructor, Pablo. I walked into oncoming traffic one day to try and end it all, but it had swerved and broke my leg. In the hospital the doctor told me about this app. I had my doubts, but as a divorced man with corona and a broken leg, I had nothing else to lose. I downloaded the app. It CHANGED MY LIFE. My leg started feeling better almost immediately. The glasses I had once needed gave me a headache so much that when I took them off I had 20/20 vision. The doctor came in and gave me a smile. I don’t have corona anymore. The phone next to my hospital bed rang and when I picked it up my wife said she had left Pablo for me. But no. I’m better than that. I told her to never call me again. When I left the hospital the first thing I did was walk to the fire station and apply for a job. I was so ruggedly handsome they hired me on the spot. Here I am, a month later, a successful hot fireman with pablos sister as my girlfriend:).Show lessshloig
All questions answered
The moment I came out of my birth givers womb I immediately wondered “what does a wood duck sound like?” and ever since I made noises trying to simulate the amazing wonderful beautiful noise a wood duck creates with its majestic beak but I’ve never quite gotten it right. I always knew my quack was missing something. It wasn’t until age 5 I heard the regular ducks quack that I knew that there was a wood duck waiting somewhere out there just for me. That wood duck is my Romeo. Now I don’t know if I can legally marry a wood duck simulator but if I could man if I could. I would. If this app ever gets deleted my ending is going to be the same as Juliet’s. I am never going a moment without listening to this beautiful app play music into my ears. My friends think I’m weird but I already know that I’m the more intellectual being here. I am in complete awe with this simulator. I am just so happy that I was able to find this and that I can finally live out my life feeling like I’ve found a place this app is my life’s savior. This app saved my life. I had suicidal thoughts all the time and this app just made me realize how much life is worth. I understand the importance of life because of this app. I could never ever imagine my life without it. I literally will never forget or delete this magnificent jaw dropping app.Show lessJodie3H
The rhetoric of a wood duck
Wood ducks are an elusive creature in today’s society. Noted for their impeccable and striking features, replications of this animal is quite a hard feat. WoodDuck Simulator offers a refreshing take on the spirit of the wood duck. I’d like to talk about the visual aesthetic. I think the white background symbolizes a blank slate, or tabula rasa from the enlightenment age. It shows how the wood duck can easily be manipulated to your liking. This gives the user power and a sense of control over said wood duck. Moving on to the centerpiece: the wood duck. The sharp blend of colors mixed with the delicate features of the duck provide a visual feast for the eyes. The emotion the eyes portray speaks volumes compared to Disney Pixar movies; I can feel the passion the wood duck has for quacking. The satisfying “quack” was simply music to my ears. It was like smooth honey blended with a hot glass of milk.
I find myself attracted to the duck whenever it stares at me with its glistening eyes. Justin Bieber wishes he were that duck. We all wish we were that duck. I believe the wood duck should take over the world and we should all bow down to it. We don’t deserve it but it deserves us.
Overall, there were a few minor kinks that could be worked out but I think it is a digital masterpiece that should be shared among the masses.Show lessharrybo gummies
I’ve never felt such raw emotion
I downloaded this app on a whim, looking for something new to try. Something, fun, maybe to get my spirits up. Life has been rough lately. I just lost my pet duck to a rogue airplane which then crashed into my home, destroying all of my belongings. It was heartbreaking and since, I’ve been trying endlessly to feel anything other than a void of dark, endless, nothing. I turned to my phone for comfort, hoping to maybe find a fun game, or something funny, to get my spirits up. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would stumble across this. I started tearing up the second I saw the app and read the description. I knew I had to download it immediately. The anticipation and excitement I felt waiting for this to download was something I had never felt before. As soon as I played the simulator, I felt a whirlwind of emotions. I cried tears of joy, of sadness, of loss, of love. The feeling of being a wooden duck and going through this journey was life changing. After everything, I was finally able to feel something again. For the first time in what felt like forever, I was even able to feel hope. Hope that the future would turn out better. All thanks to this app. Thank you for creating this app and showing me how to truly feel for the first time in a very long time. I know the future is bright and it’s all thanks to you.Show lessThe steel wolf😃
my life wasn’t complete without this game
‘thou might be asking oneself how a game have such an impact on a simple girls life. well, my lad i must tell you that i am not a simple girl. my whole life i have looked for a duck to love so passionately and fiercely, and i have finally met my match. his wings make my heart flutter and his eyes take my breath away. i ask you to indulge a second of ur time into this app. you will NOT be disappointed. before i met the love of my life (the bird obvi) my life was filled with resentment and sorrow. you see, a zombie apocalypse had taken out my entire family 🥺. i was the only one that remained. my poor doggo was snatched away from me, and i was sure my humanity had withered away in the menacing, slow wind. the only friend that remained with me was my sleep paralysis demon (we love her). the duck truly changed my life. thanks to this game i have 7 children- becky, wecky, tecky, mecky, secky, jecky, and conner. my love, my everything, my duck, is the one i have to thank for my happiness 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆Show lessavaaaaaaa.is.cool
