ohhh boyyyyy😍🥵
man, i don’t know how to start this. wood duck, my love. thank you for saving me from falling into the tre🌲✨💫🧚🏼💞 woodducl got me out of there. i owe u my life love.
This has changed my life
Ever since I downloaded this app it has restored my will to live I have now created a cult to would duck! We worship him every Friday at six pm every week at the alley
behind the duck pond. Feel free to join us as we cleanse ourselves from all crimes ever committed to the duck! I love the graphics and sound quality and because of this I ate my children and then divorced my husband just so that I can be with wood duck forever ❤️
behind the duck pond. Feel free to join us as we cleanse ourselves from all crimes ever committed to the duck! I love the graphics and sound quality and because of this I ate my children and then divorced my husband just so that I can be with wood duck forever ❤️
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A true masterpiece
I was going about, a little down from all my heavy troubles. There seemed to be no point in carrying on. But that all changed.
When I first set my eyes upon wood duck simulation, I must admit I was a little confused. However, after reading the stunning reviews I decided to see what it was all about. That’s when my life changed forever. I can no longer be miserable, for I now hold the amazing phenomenon of a wooden duck in my phone.
If you do not have this app you’re missing out. I can’t begin to describe this inspiration.
When I first set my eyes upon wood duck simulation, I must admit I was a little confused. However, after reading the stunning reviews I decided to see what it was all about. That’s when my life changed forever. I can no longer be miserable, for I now hold the amazing phenomenon of a wooden duck in my phone.
If you do not have this app you’re missing out. I can’t begin to describe this inspiration.
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Got rid of my fear of ducks !!!!! 💗
Iv hated ducks especially wooden ones (because I’m always afraid they will eat my toes) but I never thought a Woden duck would save my life i am now no longer afraid of ducks I find them amazing thanks to this app the simple quack of the duck made me realise wow this is how ducks feel I understood what the duck was saying it was amazing I feel 1 with the animals me and my duck (whom I named Jeremy) had a deep conversation about life and how hard it is for wooden ducks to find love so my one question is can we make a wooden duck tinder because I don’t want Jeremy to feel alone. me and the duck really connected and now my fear is no more I’m so thankful !!!! 💜
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I’m literally gonna cry this is the best
So back in 2016 I had two ducks. My brother wanted one of our guinea pigs to meet them for absolutely no reason. The guinea pig ate both of ducks before we could save them. It was so heart breaking to watch because I loved them so much like they were my own children. After that incident I started to become depressed. I didn’t want to do anything except for looking at old memories with the ducks. My parents decided to get me a therapist because they couldn’t see me sad anymore. I told my therapist what happened and she recommended this app. I didn’t think it would work at first but when I downloaded the app it changed my life. The duck looked exactly like the ducks. And the quacks sounded exactly the same too. It was like it was them. It felt like they were there. Ever since I’ve downloaded the app I’ve been happier. I just want to say thank you for taking years of your time to make this amazing app.
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Life changing
Before I had discovered this astounding game, my life was terrible. I was homeless, alone and had nobody by myself. Everyday I would cry, I had nothing... nobody wanted me. That was until I discovered a phone on the side of the road, and I opened it to see the only app was this one. As I opened the app, tears began to stream down my face. It gave me the inspiration to turn my life around and to find a job and maybe even start a family. Once I had finally turned my life around, and was making money and once I finally had enough to finally buy a house, I found my future husband. He too had gone through these horrendous things, but found the same app and had changed for the better good. I dedicate my life to this app, better yet, I owe my life to this app. I can not thank the creators enough for the dedication and the quality of this app. Thank you so much. My husband and I are now happily married with 3 children, all who worship the wood duck. Every sunday night we go to our shrine and worship our wood duck. Thank you. Thank you so much 🙏🏼
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Amazing
I used to put the milk in before the cereal, I used to stare at walls for days on end... (also my marriage had failed after my child killed my husbands goldfish and blamed it on me) but this duck has changed my life, I now go outside and realize that exercise is a real thing, but not necessary. I relived that there’s more to life then Tom Holland shrines. This duck saved me from and endless void of nothingness, I now have met the love of my life because of this duck, his name is Jim he walks his dog every day and I have set up a speaker in my front yard and I play the loud duck noises on the speaker every time he walks by, and he looks over to my house, like he’s looking for something, like he’s confused, I have come to believe that he’s looking for me... this duck also saved my dog from death, my dog was choking so I threw my phone with the duck app open at my dog and then he could breathe again... and just know that my last words will be.. tell wood duck simulator I love it... and my last last words will be “bears. Beets. Battle star galactica” -the office(Jim halpert)
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5/5
Perfect app to prank someone with I love it
One nation under God.
I have to say. this app is a life changer. i’ve never known what it was like to be loved. my father left me to fend for myself at 3 and got married to his station wagon. He later died in a car accident about ten minutes after the wedding by crashing into the suv he was checking out. god bless that man. There’s only a certain amount of people in this world who truly care about you but no one can ever measure up to the wood duck. Wood duck speaks to me. all through my bones and my insides i can feel his warm presence telling me it’s all gonna be fine. My friends scream when i show them mr wood duck. but i know it’s bc of their excitement when they see our love through pictures. My mom had sex with my hamster when i was 8. And then offered him some rat poison. losing Gerald was...so brutal. but i just want to say thank the lord heavens for Wood Duck Simulator. it’s caused me a world of peace. after my first wife. selma. i realized that u don’t need someone to lick your toes every Friday night to feel whole. everyone. listen. you’re life is so valuable and you can do anything. wood duck changes lives. let’s all take stand and support Wood Duck Simulator. Good job boys. Love your work.
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Phenomenal. Found my duck husband❤️
So yesterday an airplane crashed into my house and set it on fire and my husband and children are somewhere in the debris. It was bad. I have only this one pair of clothes and twenty dollars in my wallet. I was lost. “What shall I do?”, I pondered to myself. In the corner of my eye, I saw the most beautiful duck. A wood duck. It grabbed the phone out of my hand and downloaded Wood Duck Simulator. Then it ran away from me. It was a sign. I now know my true calling. The duck was telling me to become a wood duck. When I was walking back home but then realized my home was burned down, another wood duck was there. I opened this app and started pressing the duck on my screen. Wow. It quacked. The wood duck then began to communicate with me through the app. Did I understand it? No. But it understood me. That is all that matters. Then the duck wouldn’t stop following me. All because of this app that I am so grateful for. We did everything together yesterday. We even got married. The long day ended with me sleeping on a bench and the wood duck was somewhere nearby. Sadly, when I woke up this morning I lost my duck. I’m using the app to find a new duck to spend my days with. One that is loyal. Thank you for your time.
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