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  • life changing

    i have had this app for quite a while now, and let me tell you.. THIS APP HAS CHANGED ME! the way the duck quacks just is so inspirational it made me attempt to fix my sleeping schedule! (i failed but it was worth a shot) This app deserves the world as it has struck realization into my head, i know understand the reason behind living, i can’t explain the joy and the happy tears i’ve experienced because of this magical and phenomenal application!! in fact i’ve never cried this much in my life (and i cry a lot) i spend hours a day just listening to the beautiful immaculate duck speak words of wisdom into my ears. It’s beautiful, it’s pure. I want to thank the creators for saving my life over the period of time i downloaded the application. Without your work i don’t know where i would be right now. When i get a little older i aspire to be as emotional connecting as this phenomenal duck!!! I would even love to look like him.. his feathers are so gorgeous and his eyes bring me to life. Sadly i can’t write any more so i will have to end my review here. Once again, thank you for creating this app.
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  • Left me in tears

    Earlier today, I had an argument with my parents about me not doing the chores. I locked myself up in my room for a day after the huge incident... A few hours later I had a thought of downloading an app to get me through my stressful & miserable life. I searched up depressing apps for depressing souls and as I clicked enter this app wood duck CAUGHT my eye in a second! I looked through it in interest and immediately clicked download! As I was using the app in my sorrow moment, I was left in TEARS! I’ve never been this happy in my life! Wood duck inspired me to chase my dreams and be a photographer and put duck and Canada stickers on it too! Wood Duck and me had a conversation about my parents and he told me to apologize. I’ve never had that wise thought! After my apology to my parents we reunited and lived happily ever after! Thank you for everything wood duck! You are the wood to my duck! Without you my life wouldn’t be complete! I’m a huge fan! Sincerely, your biggest fan, Marty...😘😢
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  • I’m literally gonna cry this is the best

    So back in 2016 I had two ducks. My brother wanted one of our guinea pigs to meet them for absolutely no reason. The guinea pig ate both of ducks before we could save them. It was so heart breaking to watch because I loved them so much like they were my own children. After that incident I started to become depressed. I didn’t want to do anything except for looking at old memories with the ducks. My parents decided to get me a therapist because they couldn’t see me sad anymore. I told my therapist what happened and she recommended this app. I didn’t think it would work at first but when I downloaded the app it changed my life. The duck looked exactly like the ducks. And the quacks sounded exactly the same too. It was like it was them. It felt like they were there. Ever since I’ve downloaded the app I’ve been happier. I just want to say thank you for taking years of your time to make this amazing app.
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  • Life changing

    Before I had discovered this astounding game, my life was terrible. I was homeless, alone and had nobody by myself. Everyday I would cry, I had nothing... nobody wanted me. That was until I discovered a phone on the side of the road, and I opened it to see the only app was this one. As I opened the app, tears began to stream down my face. It gave me the inspiration to turn my life around and to find a job and maybe even start a family. Once I had finally turned my life around, and was making money and once I finally had enough to finally buy a house, I found my future husband. He too had gone through these horrendous things, but found the same app and had changed for the better good. I dedicate my life to this app, better yet, I owe my life to this app. I can not thank the creators enough for the dedication and the quality of this app. Thank you so much. My husband and I are now happily married with 3 children, all who worship the wood duck. Every sunday night we go to our shrine and worship our wood duck. Thank you. Thank you so much 🙏🏼
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  • Amazing

    I used to put the milk in before the cereal, I used to stare at walls for days on end... (also my marriage had failed after my child killed my husbands goldfish and blamed it on me) but this duck has changed my life, I now go outside and realize that exercise is a real thing, but not necessary. I relived that there’s more to life then Tom Holland shrines. This duck saved me from and endless void of nothingness, I now have met the love of my life because of this duck, his name is Jim he walks his dog every day and I have set up a speaker in my front yard and I play the loud duck noises on the speaker every time he walks by, and he looks over to my house, like he’s looking for something, like he’s confused, I have come to believe that he’s looking for me... this duck also saved my dog from death, my dog was choking so I threw my phone with the duck app open at my dog and then he could breathe again... and just know that my last words will be.. tell wood duck simulator I love it... and my last last words will be “bears. Beets. Battle star galactica” -the office(Jim halpert)
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  • One nation under God.

    I have to say. this app is a life changer. i’ve never known what it was like to be loved. my father left me to fend for myself at 3 and got married to his station wagon. He later died in a car accident about ten minutes after the wedding by crashing into the suv he was checking out. god bless that man. There’s only a certain amount of people in this world who truly care about you but no one can ever measure up to the wood duck. Wood duck speaks to me. all through my bones and my insides i can feel his warm presence telling me it’s all gonna be fine. My friends scream when i show them mr wood duck. but i know it’s bc of their excitement when they see our love through pictures. My mom had sex with my hamster when i was 8. And then offered him some rat poison. losing Gerald was...so brutal. but i just want to say thank the lord heavens for Wood Duck Simulator. it’s caused me a world of peace. after my first wife. selma. i realized that u don’t need someone to lick your toes every Friday night to feel whole. everyone. listen. you’re life is so valuable and you can do anything. wood duck changes lives. let’s all take stand and support Wood Duck Simulator. Good job boys. Love your work.
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  • Phenomenal. Found my duck husband❤️

    So yesterday an airplane crashed into my house and set it on fire and my husband and children are somewhere in the debris. It was bad. I have only this one pair of clothes and twenty dollars in my wallet. I was lost. “What shall I do?”, I pondered to myself. In the corner of my eye, I saw the most beautiful duck. A wood duck. It grabbed the phone out of my hand and downloaded Wood Duck Simulator. Then it ran away from me. It was a sign. I now know my true calling. The duck was telling me to become a wood duck. When I was walking back home but then realized my home was burned down, another wood duck was there. I opened this app and started pressing the duck on my screen. Wow. It quacked. The wood duck then began to communicate with me through the app. Did I understand it? No. But it understood me. That is all that matters. Then the duck wouldn’t stop following me. All because of this app that I am so grateful for. We did everything together yesterday. We even got married. The long day ended with me sleeping on a bench and the wood duck was somewhere nearby. Sadly, when I woke up this morning I lost my duck. I’m using the app to find a new duck to spend my days with. One that is loyal. Thank you for your time.
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  • My life has been turned around

    Just yesterday, my entire family died in a terrible car crash not 5 minutes away from my house. When i found this news out my heart sank down to my feet. I couldn’t believe it. My eyes started to get watery and my soul dark. I cried myself to sleep last night and finally felt rest at 5:21 this morning when my eyes finally shut. I woke up at 7:44 AM with hardly any rest knowing that this is now my sad life and the harsh reality. I needed to find something to do, I had no one and no where to go. No one to talk to, the house was empty and quiet. i turned to my phone to check up on what was happening and to find some source of happiness because there was really nothing else I could do. I go on the app store looking for something to at least bring me a smile. Then, I found this app. I was emotionally drained up until i found this app. I felt something. Something other than the dark void of despair and loneliness that was overwhelming and engulfed my heart. This app not only picked up my spirit from the dirt ridden ground but brought me joy and happiness for now and years to come. I finally felt like I had a purpose and somewhere to go when i was down. Thank you, I truly do thank the creators of this app for what they have done. They truly helped me pick my life back up.
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  • On the run...!!!!

    I’ve been getting into some trouble with the law until I saw it! I saw the wood duck in the wild it’s amazing s€xy curves just got me wet. After looking at the mythical creature in all its glory I began to do research. After days, months, and years of looking up the duck this app appeared, at last my research came to an end. I started to become addicted to the game and it began to absorb me (not complaining) this app has changed me for the better. I used to kill the cats that wondered into my back yard but thanks the the soft little quacks the cats are safe....for now. The neighborhood would call me the cat killer but who cares they were yummy. I coped by blasting the duck noises. And ofc the cops would started banging on my door bc they got noise complaints. But it’s okay now bc they’re stuck in my basement and the exquisite sound of the duck quack cancels out the screams from down below. People have started to accuse me of some....stuff. And now I’m on the run with wood duck right beside me. I haven’t been home in 4 years and I’m on the FBI’s most wanted list (tf) anyways this is goodbye for now. Peace out!!
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  • Life changing

    I have a lot to say why wooden duck simulator is my favorite app. This game changed my perspective on life. I’ve been through a lot lately. A bad divorce with my husband, getting kicked out of the house with no money, to living on the streets. I needed some inspiration in my life since I had none left. I then came across the duck simulator. The app looked cool so I checked it out. The description made me download this app. Hearing the ducks quack for the first time instantly made everything normal. I was able to feel happiness again. It was beautiful. Seeing the ducks beautiful colors everyday when I woke up was an eye opener. I recently gotten into another relationship. He also really liked this duck game. Our whole life is based on this wooden duck. We have pictures of him all over our house. I have a mural of the duck on my wall. He’s even my background on my phone. Thank you all for reading my story. And this is why this is the best game anyone could ever run into EVER.
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