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Repetitive
Saw an ad about this, thought it was a fun new twist on life simulators but it is the same amount of fun that they are. The questions are constantly repeating, my experience often had the same question being repeated 3x. There’s also WAY too many ads for such a short game and there’s no need for that amount of ads.
Anyway, definitely wouldn’t recommend unless you want to watch advertisements of other games and have no fun.Show lessyeetusmyfeetus😫😫
1 Star
This game is a good game for when someone’s in there mood or I play it, but if I was scrolling through my games I wouldn’t be like “Hey! Let’s play this game for no apparent reason!” Don’t get me wrong I don’t think that this game is bad, I just think they can do more with it instead of just repeatedly having the same thing happen over and over again. Although, I would play this game if I was bored and not question it. I just think that they could improve the game by adding more things that can happen instead of just (again) repeatedly having the same things happen over and over again.Show lessKoopa2012
PLEASE READ IM NOT HATING!!!!
I’m in love with this game that’s why I rated it five star but I would love if it paused when you go onto a different question so that you can read and pick the one you actually like!!! Other than that ITS AWSOME I don’t care about the graphics but one more thing I think this would be better without adds but that’s my opinion you don’t have to remove them!!!Show lessflimingo dulingo
Big yikes
Wow. Obviously, this is the App Store, so it’s not like you should expect the next Mozart of games, but this is bad even for here.
1. Crazy repetitive questions. You’re asked the same things two or three times, so it gets horrifically boring.
2. Loaded questions. Basically, there’s always a right choice that will benefit you the most, and while you don’t have to follow along with that, it makes a bad game worse.
3. Say hello to sexism!! Skimpy outfits on the girls, while boys are dressed normally... Gross.
4. Racial diversity who? Unless you want to be very white and very blond, you’re out of luck. Because, you know, a little bit of color changing was apparently too much work for these programmers.
5. Oh my god, I don’t think this game could push the heterosexual agenda even more. You’re a toddler and it tells you to “kiss the birthday girl” (unless you’re a girl, in which case it’s a boy, because apparently LGBTQ people don’t exist????)
Anyways, this game is gross, not to mention boring. Don’t download it. Don’t waste your time on it.Show lessetchpet
Worst Game Ever
This was the most insufferable waste of time I’ve ever played, which is saying something because I downloaded this in ORDER to waste time. Never in my life have I played something so shallow and, frankly, stupid. After playing this game for 5 minutes, I’m pretty sure I’ve lost half of my braincells and any faith left in humanity. Feel free to play it if you love lag, repetitive mind-numbingly boring questions, frequent typos, and the ugliest characters ever seen in game design. From the get-go, it’s so blatantly obvious that this game was made as quickly as possible just to make buckets of money, and it probably worked, which is honestly sickening. I don’t often write reviews, but let it be known none of this was exaggeration. Letting this dumpster fire of an app on your phone will embarrass your other apps just for being near it. You love your other apps. Don’t download this game.Show lessPoptartigrade
I love this but...
Look The game is amazing and all but it needs to fix 3 things:
1.) PLEASE make the people look better I had nightmares about them.......... and add more pls!
2.) Like the adds bro every time you pass a level BOOM adds
3.) Make more things to choose so it doesn’t keep repeating cuz I’ve went through all of them already and it just makes you have a better storyline before you die.....
But everything other then that is absolutely amazing I love how you can be younger then 12 to be able to play and second is that its an amazing game overall so yah. (Hope I diddent offend the people that made the game if I did I am truly sorry!) :)Show lessBedelia doo
Nope I couldn’t 😡😡
I saw this game while I was playing a different game. And I thought that this game looked fun. I was wrong!!!!! A few of the millions of problems with this game is one the game says 4+ but there are a few questions that I don’t think they should answer. Second there are so many adds. Third it asks you the same questions over and over when I already answers them. Last but not least, in the add it asks you your gender but nope it did not ask me at all. And the game was very glitchy so I did not get to choose my answer. DO NOT GET THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))$!$Show less$$$$$$$$)brains
Pretty Bad
It is a very good idea for a basic idle life game. But it is pretty butchered.
Ads. I get it you need to put ads. But there is literally an option to watch ads for extra hearts books and coins. And if you click continue. You still gotta sit through 15 seconds of an ad just to skip.
Questions are horribly placed into the game and the rewards are not correspondent to the questions nor are the questions correspondent to previous life choices.
Not to be stingy about this. Because I don’t want to start anything. But seeing how you can’t change you’re character. You’re relationship choices get pushed on you. And no free choice. There Definetly could be backlash from people who don’t see that same way.
Lastly. This games lacks so much. The switching between choices isn’t clear or smooth. No directions really. You’re first game you have no idea what anything is gonna be used for. And it’s all so frustrating because nothing is funny about it really. It’s a struggle.
Bitlife doesn’t even really have visuals at all and is better than this gameShow lesstyus_ashworth
This is da best game ever
I love this game but I cannot know why anybody would not have a fun time with it you get to choose your own name and it is so much easier when you have someone to ask their opinion about it and this is the most fun I have had in my entire life so therefore I give 5 stars and very entertaining when you’re are alone.Show lesshadfbjhrghh
Not that good and needs work
I was excited to try this out, thinking I was able to customize my character, but I couldn’t. It does not seem to have any diversity. You can only be Caucasian and the game automatically makes you heterosexual. I am not trying to sound like I’m trying to be PC about everything, but in my opinion, the person writing about “one dimensional” really related to how I felt.
I think there needs to be more questions as well. One question I was kind of thinking may he questionable was the one with the “bat soup” answer. I’m not sure if that’s because of COVID or what, but idk I ended up deleting the app. Good concept, but needs better execution. Also I agree too many ads and I cannot understand how this is #3 free app when most ratings are 1 or 2 stars.Show lesskiwinuna
